# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 495
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 07:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9899 "2021-06-22T07:59:47Z")
Also helpful should you ever need to distract-a-Sparrer. # yardarm ![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/1/1228f9b468336f7afd596edddc1850761e451532.jpeg) (did you know that sequins became popular in the 1920s because of the gold ones found in Tutankhamun’s tomb?) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 08:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9900 "2021-06-22T08:35:37Z")
Oooo a rainbow squeakwinned bikinki would be luvverly Now to source those squeakwins… I like squeakwins of all types! ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 09:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9901 "2021-06-22T09:09:51Z")
Hatto eat your heart out: [https://www.msn.com/en-my/news/world/mice-invade-australian-prison-convicts-flee/ar-AALieKo](https://www.msn.com/en-my/news/world/mice-invade-australian-prison-convicts-flee/ar-AALieKo) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 09:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9902 "2021-06-22T09:18:30Z")
Another reason to avoid travel to Australia… The continent with the largest number of creatures with more venom than strictly needed ---
**Author:** ![EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/ebonybull/32/530_2.png) [@EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/EbonyBull)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 09:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9903 "2021-06-22T09:33:03Z")
Hey, I’ve discovered colour radio! Just received from Outer Space (on 145.800 MHz, if you’re interested): ![PD120_20210622_092746](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/a/ab1ddd6d42d1b6e46633aae9431d9a5dd4f0ee82.png) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 10:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9904 "2021-06-22T10:03:34Z")
The joys of living with a techie wot likes to play I dare not ask how such pictures are received on a radio The Bull would tell me complete with Ohm’s law and a full UNIX operating set up ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 10:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9905 "2021-06-22T10:12:55Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > I dare not ask how such pictures are received on a radio Well, a television is just a radio with a screen… > [@3Wells](#): > > The continent with the largest number of creatures with more venom than strictly needed But it makes being a wilderness safety expert much easier. “Is it danger—” “Yes.” ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 10:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9906 "2021-06-22T10:32:44Z")
Wee birdie I ask not how things work I just like them to work Same as I don’t bore him with how cake and bread work while I make em! ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 12:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9907 "2021-06-22T12:51:41Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > a rainbow squeakwinned bikinki would be luvverly No it wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 13:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9908 "2021-06-22T13:02:18Z")
I have hanging on my wall a banner for a defunct jazz band which has on it seven hundred and seventy-seven individually hand-sewn sequins. It faces the wall, and has badges pinned to what ought by rights to be the back of it. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 15:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9909 "2021-06-22T15:02:33Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > I have a ring which nobody else seems to use Context can be _so_ important… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 15:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9910 "2021-06-22T15:04:04Z")
Tsk. Behave. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 16:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9911 "2021-06-22T16:31:44Z")
I would look luvverly in rainbow squeakwins as a bikinki That is why I have a mere 8 metres ordered to make a noo bathing garment! Guses who object can look away… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 17:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9912 "2021-06-22T17:00:24Z")
8 metres! Does that incorporate the Noo cover fer the pergola & BBQ? Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 17:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9913 "2021-06-22T17:07:59Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > a banner for a defunct jazz band which has on it seven hundred and seventy-seven individually hand-sewn sequins. Someone has to ask, did you count them yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 17:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9914 "2021-06-22T17:25:21Z")
Yes; I got interested. They just spell out the name of the band, but they are very tasteful. The banner was hung over the front of the central music stand. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 17:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9915 "2021-06-22T17:49:06Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > 8 metres! No dear Enuff for a tasteful bikinki covering all it should… ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 17:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9916 "2021-06-22T17:58:11Z")
What you said was “That is why I have a mere 8 metres ordered to make a noo bathing garment!” This may have misled Our Chatelaine into thinking you had ordered 8 metres… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9917 "2021-06-22T18:25:28Z")
Ah, now I envisaged 8m of the strung sequins and foresaw some very skimpy crochet. Well, I suppose the Medicinals won’t have done me any actual _harm_… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 19:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9918 "2021-06-22T19:33:50Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > What you said was “That is why I have a mere 8 metres ordered to make a noo bathing garment!” > > This may have misled Our Chatelaine into thinking you had ordered 8 metres… Indeed! I was admiring the picture shown by Dunnock of the Rainbow Squeakwinned **fabric** & thought Dear God, no… Sigh Carinthia.xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=494) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=496)