# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 496
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 20:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9919 "2021-06-22T20:15:18Z")
Oh but yes dear Chatelaine I think it will look gorgeous on me ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 June 2021 20:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9920 "2021-06-22T20:48:38Z")
[Amazonity] [Awaits sunglasses] [Ginnity] ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 08:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9921 "2021-06-23T08:59:55Z")
Dives into gin lake and does a synchronised swimming number in the rainbow bikinki with crystal detail enhancing her curves… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 09:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9922 "2021-06-23T09:20:51Z")
Hoi! You can’t do that before the # yardarm oh never mind then. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9923 "2021-06-23T09:25:12Z")
Blows rainbow coloured gin bubbles at the wee birdie ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 09:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9924 "2021-06-23T09:46:13Z")
Fetch the nets, Darrington. And the harpoon. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 10:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9925 "2021-06-23T10:02:06Z")
If you harpoon me you might cause a leak in the gin lake Making gin leak is a crime punishable by being forced to go teetotal THEN you would see my bikinki in full glory not muted by alcohol! ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 12:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9926 "2021-06-23T12:59:15Z")
I would sort out the ribbon on yer Nat first, Twellsy. It’s wired, so can easily be shaped into an ‘bit of fuss’.\* \*This was the expression used by a customer 30 years ago. She was attending a Jewish wedding & the rules were the that it the ladies wore long evening dresses wiv jackets, & something on their heads. A Nat was deemed too heavy, & it was before fascinators & fancy headpieces had achieved world domination, so ‘a bit of fuss’ was created. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 14:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9927 "2021-06-23T14:18:41Z")
A bit of fuss is on the cards for tomorrow when M is coming to take me for a rehab short walk She wields a glue gun more accurately than I do… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 14:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9928 "2021-06-23T14:34:17Z")
You need the fuss long before the glue gun, Twellsy. I often use a small piece of double-sided tape before I commit to the final position. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 14:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9929 "2021-06-23T14:37:53Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I often use a small piece of double-sided tape before I commit to the final position. Yes, but enough of the Kama Sutra, dere, we’re talking of Twellsy’s hat. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 14:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9930 "2021-06-23T14:49:33Z")
I will have fun making the fuss and then placing it with M’s help It will keep me amused in the morning until she comes ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 15:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9931 "2021-06-23T15:09:21Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Yes, but enough of the Kama Sutra, dere 😆 Today’s walk was supposed to be cool and breezy. It wasn’t and I want my money back. We saw the Horse and Cart that had caused a stir last week. Good driver, out amongst traffic, absolutely sound. Another elderly neighbour has died. That makes a total of too many in our street. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 15:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9932 "2021-06-23T15:22:53Z")
On Monday night the temperature dropped to 6 deg here, & the last 2 days have been Stinkly Wonky, Soo Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 15:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9933 "2021-06-23T15:26:17Z")
Well, the headachey nonsense that we have both endured - endured, I tell you! - is still occurring. The humidity levels are at dripping wet and the pollen count is stil horribly high. Sigh. I’ll have a shower in the interests of reducing the gentle glowing. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 17:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9934 "2021-06-23T17:04:14Z")
Is the gin lake free of 'wildlife '? Only I need some. Had to change the batteries in my card reader. I cut my nails last night… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 17:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9935 "2021-06-23T17:19:33Z")
Have some from this Noo bottle, Dahlink There may be Squeakwins & Gawd knows what in the Gin lake. That’s tanker stuff, & Dunnock deals wivvit… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 17:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9936 "2021-06-23T17:24:39Z")
Thank you, Darling. Longer term, I think we need to look into trap and release strategies. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 17:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9937 "2021-06-23T17:26:02Z")
I fink free-range squeakwins are the best. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 June 2021 17:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9938 "2021-06-23T17:32:45Z")
I’ll take your word forrit, Dunnock… 😉 Carinthia.xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=495) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=497)