# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 498
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 11:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9959 "2021-06-24T11:00:23Z")
That should work (she said, having googled) but I’m not sure the gin would survive. And, Twellsy, whilst a bigger gin lake is never a bad idea, however big we make it the squeakwins will just keep breeding until they fill it. This is a disaster! ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 11:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9960 "2021-06-24T11:05:57Z")
No going commando Twellsy. It’ll be an private plunge pool next, which will just be an very large bucket… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 11:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9961 "2021-06-24T11:14:39Z")
Simple answer: since only Twellies uses the gin lake, which contrary to apparent belief is not actually in the cellar but outside it, if it is too clogged with sequins to be usable that’s Twellies’ problem. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 11:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9962 "2021-06-24T11:21:25Z")
Don’t mind me, I’ve got my tin hat ready for Drunken Sequin Rampage. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 11:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9963 "2021-06-24T11:22:45Z")
Flamethrower at the top of the stairs. The things are plastic pollution so we are entirely justified. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 12:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9964 "2021-06-24T12:04:05Z")
Frolics in her pink heffalump bikinki in the gin… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 12:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9965 "2021-06-24T12:17:39Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Meanwhile I have managed to drop and shatter on the tiled bathroom floor the china light-pull handle (no idea if they have a proper name) by the door […] I think perhaps either metal or wood next time So That Fish found one on Etsy that we both liked… ![IMG_20210621_101916](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e911b3b08d21655a04452ce53bb2eed9d9aa138d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 12:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9966 "2021-06-24T12:44:13Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Co-precipitated salts of naphthenic acid and palmitic acid. [appreciative sniffity] ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 13:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9967 "2021-06-24T13:14:28Z")
I wonder if there is a society against cruelty to squeakwins? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 17:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9968 "2021-06-24T17:23:41Z")
If there is, which I doubt, it shall never get a penny from me. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 18:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9969 "2021-06-24T18:41:52Z")
I am waddling after dining on good elfy stuff A Greek salad followed by the butcher’s meatballs and linguine I always overeat pasta dishes ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 19:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9970 "2021-06-24T19:28:58Z")
Chicken & mushroom pie here tonight. There is, apparently, going to be a Strawberry Moon tonight. I hope that the wonkiness in my head has eased by then… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 20:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9971 "2021-06-24T20:16:14Z")
We do not hold with Wonky Heads, Darling. I hope it is righting itself. Medicinal? Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 20:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9972 "2021-06-24T20:38:01Z")
Please, Dahlink It has been a bitovvan wonky week altogether in Chesterfield: 6 days ago a young woman was found dying in a field where she was tending her horse. The man who killed her was found dead nearby. There’s that awful mix of shock, grief, bewilderment & outrage… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 20:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9973 "2021-06-24T20:47:01Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > outrage Aye, well, you know the polis won’t actually put themselves out unless you are actually being murdered at the time. It’s 'he hasn’t done anything so we can’t ', and that’s when they’re not out murdering on their own account. I hope the poor horse is ok. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 21:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9974 "2021-06-24T21:18:37Z")
There is more than a suggestion that this man was/had been stalking her for a while, so it all gets murkier. Others will have to investigate, as she discussed matters with Chesterfield police earlier this year. Sigh Having had a member of the family murdered, I recognise all these feelings, & then some. ‘Ours’, almost 18 years ago, was described as a robbery which went wrong. Yes, because they took a gun ‘shopping’ with them… The horse is being very well looked after, by her many horsey friends. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 21:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9975 "2021-06-24T21:42:44Z")
I can’t find the words, Carinthia, but I send reassurance of a candle lit. Best dreams, all, Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 21:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9976 "2021-06-24T21:45:47Z")
Gin, Darling Candles are lit here, too, & the Black Negligible has been deployed… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 21:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9977 "2021-06-24T21:51:41Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > I can’t find the words There are none. Hugs, Carinthia, and a candle here too. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 June 2021 22:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/9978 "2021-06-24T22:23:31Z")
Candle here also. With hugs to wor Chatelaine. Glad to hear about the horse being looked after by that poor young woman’s friends. Gxx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=497) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=499)