# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 13:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1962 "2020-10-18T13:59:02Z")
> [@EbonyBull](#): > > may be kept in for IV anti-Bs/stair-rods …and one fourteenth of a matchbox of cheese daily. For that, and other, reasons, I do hope she will be returning home asap. ---
**Author:** ![EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/ebonybull/32/530_2.png) [@EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/EbonyBull)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 15:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1963 "2020-10-18T15:09:49Z")
Urgent request for GIN delivery to V94 F858 … load up the trebuchet … Yes, they’re keeping her for a bit. IV steroids are on. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 15:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1964 "2020-10-18T15:34:37Z")
[flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [ginnity] [cheeseity] ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 16:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1965 "2020-10-18T16:03:21Z")
I have two drip stands and at least three computers connected to me So a lot of things for wee birdie to play with ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 17:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1966 "2020-10-18T17:07:42Z")
> [@EbonyBull](#): > > Yes, they’re keeping her for a bit. IV steroids are on. Oh no. Poor Twellsy, thinking of her and wishing her out again soon. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1967 "2020-10-18T18:13:03Z")
No matter how shite _The Archers_ is - and I think my opinion about that is tolerably clear - it is odd not having it as a marker of the transition from day to evening on a Sunday. I mean, how does one know when to start drinking? ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1968 "2020-10-18T18:17:03Z")
Have one for me ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1969 "2020-10-18T18:19:07Z")
Only if you undertake to Get Better with bewildering rapidity, Twellsy dear. But on that basis, it will be my pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1970 "2020-10-18T18:38:29Z")
Tee hee one of the machines stopped beeping and went neeenaw loud I think you are meant to have more O2 than I am managing to absorb Been COVID-19 swabbed and the gnursie was aiming for ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1971 "2020-10-18T18:51:57Z")
Sorry gnursie was aiming for Australia through my throat and sinus ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 18:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1972 "2020-10-18T18:57:05Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > I think you are meant to have more O2 than I am managing to absorb Other cellular telephony providers are available. > [@Gus](#): > > I mean, how does one know when to start drinking? The yardarm is the traditional clue. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 19:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1973 "2020-10-18T19:06:19Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > > [@Gus](#): > > > > how does one know when to start drinking? > > The yardarm is the traditional clue. Perhaps I should have said ‘resume’… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 19:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1974 "2020-10-18T19:59:21Z")
Given the context, what you should have added was “…of necessity”. > [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > The yardarm is the traditional clue. Failing that: [![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/4/43b5eca957db37d352aadb80ce43898d54e94b21.jpeg "Beer Alarm") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c91L3uuLOw) ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 20:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1975 "2020-10-18T20:42:53Z")
That’s a keeper, joe. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 20:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1976 "2020-10-18T20:57:39Z")
I have been weighed I apparently have mislaid 33kg of avoirduupoids from about my person ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 21:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1977 "2020-10-18T21:01:48Z")
Twellsy - either you have lost around 5 stones in weight, or you left your hip flask at home. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 21:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1978 "2020-10-18T21:09:34Z")
Tis weight loss Wearing mostly pjs all the time mean I have lost slowly and without fretting There’s a good six inches off my waist I ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 21:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1979 "2020-10-18T21:10:35Z")
Reference to the stitchery thread: before or after you made yerself a lovely new skirt? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 21:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1980 "2020-10-18T21:14:27Z")
Since when? Actually that’s an impertinent question. But - since the beginning of the year, great stuff. In a short period, bit of a worry. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2020 21:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/1981 "2020-10-18T21:16:43Z")
Oof Late collecting my newspaper, as The Lad 'phoned Did no-one notice, Twellsy? Carinthia.xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=98) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=100)