# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3241 "2020-03-20T18:19:26Z")
Oof Uurrrkkk Flump I had to go to the Post Office, so used the trip out to get some local potatoes & eggs from the Farm Shop\* \*Adam’s Happy Hens Called at Tesco Express on the way back, to buy some Booze, it’s been that sort of day, & they had the square root of Eff All in the way of necessities Another one closing at 10pm, instead of Midnight to restock the shelves Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3242 "2020-03-20T18:25:57Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > the square root of Eff All in the way of necessities [vodkity] Irregular verbs. _I_ make sensible provisions for times of shortage, _you_ are panic-buying, _he_ is a hoarder. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3243 "2020-03-20T18:29:40Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > they had the square root of Eff All in the way of necessities Same here. Except I consider Beer a necessity at the moment (aye, Lent didn’t quite work out as planned) and they did have that. I think I might be going a little Mad, though, since I wiped down the cans with a bleach solution before removing me rubber gloves (which were also shooshled around in the bleach). ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3244 "2020-03-20T18:32:26Z")
Here is a question: just in case the postman has it, can one bake the letters in the oven and kill it? If so, at what heat and for how long? ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3245 "2020-03-20T18:40:18Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Here is a question: just in case the postman has it, can one bake the letters in the oven and kill it? If so, at what heat and for how long? Answered in the Viral DOOM thread. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3247 "2020-03-20T18:45:56Z")
Sorry: I thought I was on the VD thread… Clearly I am tired and confused. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3248 "2020-03-20T18:51:16Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Lent didn’t quite work out as planned I gave up religion for Lent My New Year’s resolution was to stop making unrealistic pledges ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3249 "2020-03-20T18:56:23Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > I thought I was on the VD thread 'kin 'ell! Coronavirus was bad enough… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 18:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3250 "2020-03-20T18:58:12Z")
Have poured meself an Medicinal Brandy… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3251 "2020-03-20T19:00:57Z")
Can’t say I blame you… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3252 "2020-03-20T19:01:44Z")
Am sipping a medicinal beer… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3253 "2020-03-20T19:03:03Z")
We all need fortification round about this time most evenings… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3254 "2020-03-20T19:10:37Z")
> [@joe](#): > > 'kin 'ell! Coronavirus was bad enough… The Arctic Ocean has chlamydia. [https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/10/health/chlamydia-new-species-arctic-ocean-trnd/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/10/health/chlamydia-new-species-arctic-ocean-trnd/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3255 "2020-03-20T19:16:50Z")
Adjusts Spex… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 19:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3256 "2020-03-20T19:26:05Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > the VD thread Someone I have no reason to mistrust was sitting in the Special Clinic, wondering if his appendage was about to drop off (turned out to be nothing untoward), and a bloke popped his head round the waiting room door, gave a wide grin and proclaimed ‘So it’s not just me, then…’. Apparently some of the clientele looked a bit prune-faced about that, which is surprising on one level and, I suppose, not at all on another. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 22:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3257 "2020-03-20T22:09:36Z")
The following is apropos of nothing. DS’ Cat, on hearing his return to the homestead: ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/07756692bf22e6131a31441fdcc3cec2b53f468d.jpg) I believe that the ‘whiskers forward friendly’ say it all, but I’m not an expert in Cat lingo. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 22:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3258 "2020-03-20T22:17:22Z")
That is a fine-looking cat. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 22:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3259 "2020-03-20T22:19:08Z")
Thanks, Fishers. She’s a Rescue and lurves ma Son. She can do no wrong. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 22:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3260 "2020-03-20T22:21:13Z")
She is a Beauty, Soo. I can send safe flurfles to her via medium of you and the majick internet and so I do! ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [20 March 2020 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3261 "2020-03-20T22:25:49Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > I can send safe flurfles Aye, best to approach Ruby (for this is she) with caution. DS is loved beyond all others, yet must watch his movements - Ruby has obviously been smacked. Soo xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=162) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=164)