# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

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**Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
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I have only a small freezer, though. And I am shopping - with caution - not getting deliveries.

What are really useful to have in stock are those cans of ready-fried onions. She said, a bit late to be helpful.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
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I have the onions, & usually mushrooms too, but not ATM

Carinthia.xx

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I have onions peppers and mushrooms 🍄 in stock at all times and I use ceramic knives

And I have two freezers so I can batch cook things and have meals in a short time when I am not up to cooking

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
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I have never seen those, Gus

Not likely to until this lot is over

Sigh

The Lad says that an shop in Bolsover has sold its entire stock of freezers, & the next order isn’t even going to come off the lorry -it will be straight out for delivery

Carinthia.xx

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[https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eazy-Fried-Onions-390-Pack/dp/B005VCHCGM/ref=cm\_cr\_arp\_d\_product\_top?ie=UTF8](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eazy-Fried-Onions-390-Pack/dp/B005VCHCGM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8)

That is the sort of thing. And I knew about them well before bloody Delia started spouting about them this time round! That wumman gets on me mammaries to a not inconsiderable extent.

When I say ‘this time round’, I mean her relatively recent series about shortcuts and so on, not ‘How To Cheat At Cooking’, which came out in the Dark Ages and is really the poisoner’s vade mecum, imo. Not the current flapdoodle.

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I s’pose, for emergencies, but I do like a _freshly_-fried onion. Sometimes I even put something else with it.

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**Post date:** [22 March 2020 21:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3328 "2020-03-22T21:17:33Z")

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Trust me, they work really very well in many curryish scenarios. If fussy, one can drain them first.

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> [@HedgeSparrow](#):
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> I s’pose, for emergencies, but I do like a _freshly_-fried onion. Sometimes I even put something else with it.

I couldn’t even buy 1 onion last week, Dunnock . A definite emergency in my book

Carinthia.xx

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People will regret it if they try to stockpile onions. The things **sprout**.

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**Post date:** [22 March 2020 21:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3331 "2020-03-22T21:23:50Z")

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I only bought _four_. They will have to get a shuffle on.

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> [@Fanta](#):
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> The things **sprout**.

Hence the backup being of the frozen variety! Wouldn’t substitute for fresh where raw is required, but fine for stews, soups and so forth. And a lot less work…

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The schism between the big endians and the little endians will be nothing to this…

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Four doesn’t count as stockpiling, it really, really doesn’t.

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We have six onions in the onion drawer

I use an onion a day as a bare minimum

Nearly every recipe starts with chop an onion and some garlic

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Yeah, I know: I’m rubbish at this ;- ) But the buggers won’t get the chance to sprout!

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**Post date:** [22 March 2020 22:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3337 "2020-03-22T22:39:30Z")

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I have:  
5 red onions  
7 yellow onions (varying sizes)  
6 spring onions  
10 shallots  
1/2 jar silverskins

However, instead ovvan onion fest, I proffer a night-time medicinal.  
Chin-chin, Dearies.

Soo xx

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> [@soobee](#):
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> a night-time medicinal

I’ll take those silverskins (some of 'em) off yer hands in a Gibson if I may, dere wee Bee. Thus killing two frogs with one stick.

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**Post date:** [22 March 2020 22:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3339 "2020-03-22T22:41:00Z")

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Me too, Soo

Carinthia.xx

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> [@soobee](#):
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> However, instead ovvan onion fest, I proffer a night-time medicinal.

Why “instead”?

> **[Winemaking Recipe for Onion Wine, How To Make Onion Wine: Wine Making Guides](http://www.wine-making-guides.com/onion_wine.html)**
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> Winemaking recipe for Onion wine Peel and finely chop onions and potatoes, adding to pan of boiling water. Simmer for around 20 minutes and then strain the onion and potato water into a winemaking fermentation vessel, being sure that all of the...

I note the last sentence:

> Onion wine benefits from standing for at least six months before drinking.

Possibly a misprint for “starving”

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**Post date:** [22 March 2020 23:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3341 "2020-03-22T23:02:32Z")

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![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/7/777073c9903632086b43fa97f34fa73544125857.jpg)  
I always share as nicely as I might.  
Good nights, Cellarites. Neuralgia has proved to be a beastly adversary, recently, so tip the glass, if you will, to a more worthy victim. There must be a few…  
Soo xx

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