# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 22:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3427 "2020-03-24T22:45:38Z")
Thanks, Chatelaine. Such decent measures you pour… Soo xxzz ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 22:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3428 "2020-03-24T22:47:05Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > give that Oaf a furfle from yer bee I will do that, ideally when his claws are buried in me stair carpet. Safer then ;- ) All the other stuff that we do mean really to you, too, me dear Soo Gxxx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 22:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3429 "2020-03-24T22:52:31Z")
![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/096278ef85ae0e398a9c4cc607a00b76ebbf7086.jpg) Thanks, Gus. Soo zzzz ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3430 "2020-03-24T23:00:06Z")
I knew that Gus is a soft loving soul ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3431 "2020-03-24T23:01:19Z")
At this difficult time we do NOT want rumours of that nature getting about Shame on ye. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3432 "2020-03-24T23:06:55Z")
3 of my Irish cousin’s children are giving a daily ‘cabin fever’ gig on YouTube. One of them is due to give birth inna fortnight. Gawds It could get interesting… 😉 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3433 "2020-03-24T23:11:29Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > could get interesting Not interesting enough to post on youtube. Ewww. Please! ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3434 "2020-03-24T23:24:26Z")
I hope not, Gus! Cousin was a Midwife for years, & now lectures on Nursing, so they are in a rather more fortunate position than most of rural Ireland ATM. The child will probably be born singing. My father was the only one bearing the Fambly name who couldn’t hold a tune inna bucket… Correction My brother couldn’t either It didn’t stop them trying though 😂 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 23:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3435 "2020-03-24T23:39:44Z")
Back in the mists of time, when people used go to pubs, I remember two old boys, rather the worse for wear, singing away together at the end of the bar. I say _together_, but that doesn’t really cover it. They were never in the same key, and at the end of each verse would independently switch to a new one. The funny thing was that _within_ each verse neither shifted a cent, and their individual intonation was spot on. The result was a curious form of organum, with the interval changing for every verse - and rarely to anything that could be found on a tempered instrument. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 00:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3436 "2020-03-25T00:14:27Z")
Exactly, Joe! How are you tonight? Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 00:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3437 "2020-03-25T00:16:32Z")
When it emerges they should have a bucket on hand and check whether or not it can sing before deciding how to proceed. Although that approach might be a bit too Rural for some stomachs 😉 ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 02:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3438 "2020-03-25T02:11:08Z")
Temp still up - but stabilised round the 38° mark. It was higher, so hopefully it’ll start heading in the direction of what passes for normality tomorrow. About to test again, actually, so watch this space… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 02:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3439 "2020-03-25T02:12:20Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > One of them is due to give birth inna fortnight. Get in touch with the Mailbox - Pip could help out… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 04:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3440 "2020-03-25T04:27:34Z")
Here in rural west you can be asked to sing before you are accepted into a pub Joe you do know that a temperature of 38 is when seek medical help don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 05:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3441 "2020-03-25T05:11:28Z")
Now 37.6, so will see what happens in the morning. I’m not in any particular at-risk category, so even if I **did** test positive I’d be told to carry on with what I’ve been doing anyway! Probably better _not_ to waste their time. As I said, it seems to have peaked - it’s been dropping since yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 09:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3442 "2020-03-25T09:20:27Z")
[yawnity] I should probably get up and Do Stuff. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 09:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3443 "2020-03-25T09:51:27Z")
_Someone_ probably should. I can’t, being Under the Oaf. He’s only biting _gently_… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 10:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3444 "2020-03-25T10:02:28Z")
[ginnity] ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 10:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3445 "2020-03-25T10:03:20Z")
Aaaw bless the Oaf He loves his Mumsie Give him a furfle from me ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2020 10:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3446 "2020-03-25T10:06:26Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Mumsie [outraged shriekity] > [@3Wells](#): > > Give him a furfle from me Oh, all right then 😉 [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=171) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=173)