# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

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**Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\
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Head done

Edakes buggaed off for a while

Sign on motorway warning

Yellow rain warning

Sounds lavatorial sort of weather

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Good!

about the headache

Not so good

about the yellow rain.

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Washeen trundling away merrily

Late Lunch of Lancashire cheese & crackers being consumed

Carinthia.xx

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I have picked a bucket full of elder-flowers, in the sun and wind. Very invigorating!

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Soon to become very intoxicating. Hurrah!

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I meant to ask you about the elderflowers yesterday, Fishy.

Looking forward to the results…

Carinthia.xx

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It turns out that the wide-mouthed container I chose to steep the elderflower vodka in takes about 1.8 litres of vodka once it has had elderflowers fairly well packed down in it, so that’s what it got; I shall have to buy some more vodka for the raspberries to go into. Oh dear what a pity.

What **is** a pity is that Tesco , or at least this Tesco, no longer seem to do 1.5 litre bottles of their own-brand vodka, and a one-litre bottle now costs about a quid more than a 1.5-litre bottle cost last time I made raspberry vodka. Bah humbugs the lot of them.

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Lidl/Aldi own brand p’raps?

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I just looked online and our Tesco is offering 1.5 litre bottles of ‘Tesco Imperial Vodka’ (the only own-brand I can see) at £22.79. 1 litre bottles are £16.17.

PS I’m first in the queue for the raspberry version.

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No, no; the Chatelaine always has first dibs. The barmaid at our local, too, who is having to do extensive taste-testing to decide which she prefers of the raspberry or the blackberry; every time she thinks she has decided she gets Terrible Doubts and has to have another a little bottle of each for further testing. Adding the fig on one occasion completely threw her and was more than she could easily cope with: she said a three-way decision was above her pay-grade.

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 17:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5939 "2020-05-22T17:21:59Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> I’m first in the queue for the raspberry

I think you might find that wor Chatelaine has Views about that, backed up with Elbows.

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 17:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5940 "2020-05-22T17:25:54Z")

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Sorry, TFM

You’re not…

The Vodka I received in exchange for groceries was Aldi own brand, Tamova, & £15 for a litre.

Very nice too

\<\< \>\> \<------ Me Elbows

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 17:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5941 "2020-05-22T17:44:53Z")

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I am just glad I like gin…

ETA

I fear the elbows!

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 18:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5942 "2020-05-22T18:13:47Z")

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You do have the odd wise moment, Twellsy… 😉

Carinthia.xx

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Wisdom or pure cowardice dear Chatelaine?

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Once elbowed, twice shy?

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Sometimes cowardice is not just wise, it is **sensible**.

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 18:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5946 "2020-05-22T18:53:38Z")

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On a note to cheer a wee bee

I was NOT allowed a foot over the door of the hospital today until a theatre sister who has no theatre to supervise checked me and noted all obs to take to my insultant

She remembered me from a procedure 3 years ago!

One where I was unconscious all of the time once my history was verified

Impressive these senior nurses are!

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 19:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5947 "2020-05-22T19:08:14Z")

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I did pause for a moment to wonder if clumping great (well size 4 actually) DMs would be a match for the elbows, but on balance I think maybe not.

I might just sulk, mind.

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**Post date:** [22 May 2020 19:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/5948 "2020-05-22T19:32:26Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> I might just sulk

Supper tonight will be a dirty gurt sausage sandwich. Would a spare chipolata or two take that look off your face?

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