# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 11:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6029 "2020-05-25T11:52:51Z")
I got a phone call from Sudden Daughter, who was on her way from Hither to Yon (and we definitely don’t ask why) and wanted to drop in on the way past. So we sat in the garden at proper social distance from each other and had a cheerful chat, and she says she is going to come over one weekend and use our pressure-washer to clean the stoep and some hedge-clippers to get the fuchsia under control. I think she disapproves of disorder. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6030 "2020-05-25T12:12:24Z")
The post office where Sudden Daughter is living is open only two mornings a week, and has as many as 150 people queuing to use it by nine on each of those mornings. She had to join them once to get the renewal from for her Cat C driving licence, which cannot be renewed except using a form from the post office, and I have suggested that coming to ours half an hour’s drive away would probably be quicker. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6031 "2020-05-25T12:24:09Z")
How lovely for you both Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6032 "2020-05-25T12:25:26Z")
We made an error I was half an hour late for the dentist and needed to re make the appointment! BUT SQUEEEEEAAAALLL Alpacas WANNA alpaca! Fishy Send the sudden one to our hovel I would love to see anyone try to impose order on our wild bucolic garden ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6033 "2020-05-25T12:43:47Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Time for another lockdown haircut, methinks. Possibly for the Alpaca too… You think _you’ve_ got problems… ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/05e77cc1cc71b2838c7790fea86ab124f521c748.jpeg) Or how about a nice afro? ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/6/6ce2d84bc98df7ac30d9fae2b9b95969af305342.jpeg) On which point, I’m sure I remember these on _Top of the Pops_, sometime in the early 70s: ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/6/69c37f8185421f463c52b54812627ee407e79aac.jpeg) While this must have been _Whistle Test_: ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0fb37231ee71d89f085ee73b847aabcd8dcee8c9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6034 "2020-05-25T12:44:44Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > I have suggested that coming to ours half an hour’s drive away would probably be quicker. Not all post offices have all relevant forms. The one up the hill might be a better bet. This is all on their web site. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6035 "2020-05-25T12:45:10Z")
I love the long haired chicken ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6036 "2020-05-25T12:57:06Z")
All of those the same breed, believe it or not! > **[Polish](https://www.backyardchickens.com/reviews/polish.10852/)** > > The Polish or Poland breed is best known for its elaborate crest of feathers that nearly cover the entirety of the head. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 12:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6037 "2020-05-25T12:58:21Z")
Wow Though I still like the silkie you have Joe ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 13:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6038 "2020-05-25T13:27:56Z")
Hair. Tell me about it. Now this guy has problems with his hair … & his backside and hsd a recent 'art attack. ![Screenshot_20200525-142325_Chrome](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/4/44aa489874533453391e9c0500260a41b9e8a3ba.jpeg) But someone should mention the hair. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 13:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6039 "2020-05-25T13:57:26Z")
A friend of mine has the sort of hair which looks as though she has wet it, & plugged herself in to the nearest socket… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 13:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6040 "2020-05-25T13:59:03Z")
Cheers, dahlink. actually, I badly need re-empoodling. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6041 "2020-05-25T14:02:00Z")
_The_ silkie? You’re playing favourites?? ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6042 "2020-05-25T14:06:49Z")
Only on appearance which can be misleading My hair problem is windy weather when my hair escapes and has a wild time knotting itself into a state that defies brushing or taming ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6043 "2020-05-25T14:10:42Z")
Mine is simply growing into my eyes, which I think can probably be dealt with by the application of nail-scissors. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6044 "2020-05-25T14:15:32Z")
I’m not sure it’s just your hair that defies taming… 😉 And quite right too! ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6045 "2020-05-25T14:27:36Z")
Hair cutting scissors, Fishy I need an Medicinal or 3 now 😉 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6046 "2020-05-25T14:37:45Z")
We’ll be onto the c\*mb next otherwise. [pourity] [pourity] [pourity] ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6047 "2020-05-25T14:39:23Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > need an Medicinal or 3 now I heard your sharp intake of breath from here, dear. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2020 14:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6048 "2020-05-25T14:42:35Z")
[thankity] Dunnock Me Nerves are shredded enuff as it is! Carinthia.xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=301) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=303)