# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 02:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6129 "2020-05-27T02:26:20Z")
A promos of nothing, really, just found this courtesy of a FB group. How to deal with bullshit, Aussie style: ![99118565_10158478838686812_4806584152486838272_n](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/03e8ab9391b88d6bdce652b13e480be95545ac97.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 07:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6130 "2020-05-27T07:51:41Z")
I love that Joe We could do with someone like that talking to some polly tickle types Bacon butties ready ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 08:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6131 "2020-05-27T08:08:59Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > où sont les rashers d’antan… Dans l’accenteur mouchet, mostly. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 09:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6132 "2020-05-27T09:34:39Z")
> [@joe](#): > > ![99118565_10158478838686812_4806584152486838272_n](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/03e8ab9391b88d6bdce652b13e480be95545ac97.jpeg) That comes out fuzzy dark grey on paler grey here and my eyes are not good enough to read it. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 12:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6133 "2020-05-27T12:06:10Z")
Apologies - couldn’t get a clearer image Transcript: > **James A** > TAKE DOWN 5G TOWERS THERE WEAPON THAT CAUSE COVID!! > > > **Telstra** > > Hi James, The 5G towers will help download your conspiracy videos faster. Since posting that upthread, there has been an official comment from Telstra: > **Telstra’s post** > Attention everyone. This isn’t real, but we wish it was. So… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 12:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6134 "2020-05-27T12:46:09Z")
Guess who decided to bake this morning in blistering heat and full sun? Yup me So my burger rolls are sitting on a cooling rack and a batch of plain buns with the top cut off and a dollop of butter icing is ready to go to another neighbour’s children Their Papa does shopping for us so he will really be thrilled with three childer on a mad sugar rush! Wicked bakersRus ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 19:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6135 "2020-05-27T19:35:43Z")
I have had some frozen yoghurt A bit of over zealous wiping of the 'fridge yesterday meant that I had turned it up to max without realising Sigh Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 20:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6136 "2020-05-27T20:09:59Z")
Just had a very satisfying shout at a stupid woman in the shop. A very ‘local’ woman, if you get my drift. Refusing to leave unless the security guard moved away from his station by the door as she’d have to pass too close to him. She wasn’t bothered about distance when she passed me the wrong way to grab some bog roll. But then I’m white. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 20:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6137 "2020-05-27T20:32:41Z")
The woods are full of them. Well, no, the _woodwork_ is full of them… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 20:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6138 "2020-05-27T20:34:00Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > the _woodwork_ is full of them \< brightens \> _Coffins_? Good-oh! ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6139 "2020-05-27T21:15:10Z")
Steady on Gus Surely a wicker basket is the best thing for storage of corpuses ? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6140 "2020-05-27T21:18:13Z")
I don’t want dead people in me laundry, as it happens ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6141 "2020-05-27T21:39:42Z")
Good - I wasn’t volunteering 😉 Best dreams, all. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6142 "2020-05-27T21:43:48Z")
Gin, Soo Don’t ferget it Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6143 "2020-05-27T21:45:47Z")
This from a site for the local area: someone has kites nesting in their garden. ![49b8661dd3df444c27188f02c06c4aa0.jpeg.max800](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b2969ef41edcfcdfd6aa47d9cf5eedd510cf4de9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 May 2020 21:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6144 "2020-05-27T21:46:08Z")
I rarely forget anything (apparently) but Mr Bee finds no difficulty, azz I remind him. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [28 May 2020 02:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6145 "2020-05-28T02:25:26Z")
Ooo what pretty birds How marvellous to have them local wee birdie ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [28 May 2020 09:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6146 "2020-05-28T09:30:57Z")
Looking up and seeing 'em is one of the unexpected pleasures of being here. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [28 May 2020 09:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6147 "2020-05-28T09:36:02Z")
They shine in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [28 May 2020 09:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6148 "2020-05-28T09:42:35Z")
I can well imagine I would be wandering around gazing up all the time and stopping dead to watch every time I saw one I like birds Well as the Bull says I want a zoo - some people I have had the misfortune to meet during my life are definitely less appealing and worse company than any animal Including some fishies [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=306) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=308)