# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 310
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 12:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6189 "2020-05-29T12:09:01Z")
Ooof! I have just been unexpectedly Oafed amidships. He must have crept totally silently under the bed (look, I like being horizontal to read, all right?) to ambush me from the ‘wrong’ side, which I would argue indicates _mens rea_ as well as gitcattitude. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 12:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6190 "2020-05-29T12:56:18Z")
“But if I’d approached from the right side you would have spotted me.” ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 15:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6191 "2020-05-29T15:44:41Z")
Oof & Uurrrkkk Flump Blood Test was very efficient. I was far longer waiting for the Pharmacy to open after Lunch. I did a little shopping as I was out, & picked up a few odds & sods. Looked at FarmFoods, but the car park serving the small shopping centre was heaving, so I didn’t bother. Am constructing Martyr Sauce, from Bargain Martyrs (!) Will Decline on me Chaise whilst it reduces… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 17:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6192 "2020-05-29T17:06:41Z")
I am happily drinking beer on the terrace in the sun Anyone want a speckled hen? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 17:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6193 "2020-05-29T17:22:26Z")
I’m on the wife-beater myself ;- ) Hope the finger isn’t paining you. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 17:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6194 "2020-05-29T17:43:22Z")
The last Golden Hare. Which would have been nicer if it hadn’t expired. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 17:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6195 "2020-05-29T17:44:02Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Anyone want a speckled hen? Excellent suggestion! I think I’ll join you > [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > The last Golden Hare. Which would have been nicer if it hadn’t expired. Never mind, there’s always Grecian 2000… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 18:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6196 "2020-05-29T18:35:11Z")
Móri Icelandic red ale. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 18:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6197 "2020-05-29T18:43:51Z")
I have to take back several rows of bloody knitting. And no, the mistake happened last night - in case anyone was making an erroneous assumption about why Arsebiscuits. I’ve got to take out _beads_ an everyvink ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 19:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6198 "2020-05-29T19:10:46Z")
And now Old Luxters IPA. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 19:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6199 "2020-05-29T19:14:59Z")
Er, when you say “take out”…? Sounds like the sort of job best left to the professionals: ![lsLH4g4](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c00c6ab6147b4efd2a0721b49284b295b8bde560.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 19:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6200 "2020-05-29T19:20:32Z")
Snortle! And yes, they are very shiny objects. Silver -lined chartreuse Miyuki 8/0s, for the record. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 22:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6201 "2020-05-29T22:12:31Z")
I have researched Miyuki 8/0 Chartreuse beady things - they are very beautiful. Sorry for the knitting irritations, Gus. Were I to take up such a skill, I suspect that every day would be fraught and irritating. I made a decent Turkish meze, this evening. No walk, azzit woz just too hot. Good nights, Cellarites, Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 22:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6202 "2020-05-29T22:43:47Z")
Gin. Darling I appear to have slept fer 3 hours… I haven’t got Covid-19, apparently, although I may have… I do have a fetching bruise, though Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 22:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6203 "2020-05-29T22:49:19Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I haven’t got Covid-19, apparently, although I may have… Translation, Darling? Unless you want to find homes for these kittens… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [29 May 2020 22:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6204 "2020-05-29T22:55:31Z")
‘Although your test results indicate that you are Covid-19 Negative, it is important that you & your household continue to maintain Social Distancing, & if anyone displays symptoms, then 14 days self-isolation’. Liberates Pitcher Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 07:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6205 "2020-05-30T07:27:49Z")
Answered that elsewhere, but for now let us celebrate the good. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 09:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6206 "2020-05-30T09:52:17Z")
> [@joe](#): > > crows … most important is that they are considerably smaller than us… One in our garden may chose to differ. It’s blooming humongous. It’s beak could end wars. Love the red kites. None in these parts but I’ve always loved seeing them as I drive down the M40. They are a-plenty at the Oxford Services too. Which is a, slightly, less dangerous spot to observe from. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 10:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6207 "2020-05-30T10:55:29Z")
I bought some crumpets yesterday. Has anyone tried the Warburtons recipe yet? Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 11:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6208 "2020-05-30T11:20:36Z")
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