# So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 January 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502 "2020-01-12T18:29:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 20:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1461 "2020-02-13T20:56:07Z")
I would prolly go for That Fish’s recipe for macaroni tuna - which is basically a really good macaroni cheese, plus tuna. If they wanted foofy I’d add sun-dried tomato, but yer basic ketchup works too. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 21:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1462 "2020-02-13T21:16:28Z")
There was a competition in Austria run by an electrical goods company. The prize was a superior fridge freezer. The brief was your best dessert, which could be frozen. Lots of lovely recipes came up, & we, Jozef Publikum, could vote for them every day. I made an official complaint when slices of frozen watermelon started to get hundreds of votes… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1463 "2020-02-13T22:00:45Z")
I have had the sort of day where absolutely nothing goes right but nothing goes _quite_ wrong enough to have a really good satisfying whinge about it. A large drink, an early night and try again tomorrow, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1464 "2020-02-13T22:12:22Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > nothing That is in itself whingeworthy, dere. But I hope the Large Drink helps. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1465 "2020-02-13T22:12:51Z")
I would do a tuna and egg pie with tinned tunny fish TFM Have a hug ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1466 "2020-02-13T22:15:45Z")
Aw thanks, a Twellsy hug is always welcome. Good to have you back from your incarceration btw - and to hear that you’re (largely) behaving yourself, ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1467 "2020-02-13T22:20:44Z")
Steady on, TFM We’ll not be able to do a thing with her… Have put the Recycling Bins out. Itizz starting to rain again… Liberates Pitcher Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1468 "2020-02-13T22:25:14Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Recycling Bins out. Itizz starting to rain again Might they be _causing_ it, dere? ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1469 "2020-02-13T22:33:41Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Have put the Recycling Bins out Just in time for Denis ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1470 "2020-02-13T22:33:54Z")
I have a lovely recipe for pasta shells with a garlic, canned tuna, caper, olive, parsley and lemon juice ‘dressing’. But, it’s all in my head. It’s named, by my family, Disaster Pasta, as I have often made it inna hurry to keep diplomatic relations alive - like when DD and I missed our connection from Edinburgh to Newcastle and our return tickets cost a ruddy bomb, with Mr Bee awaiting our arrival. I aced it. Go me. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1471 "2020-02-13T22:36:10Z")
Very wise to have summat like that to produce, Soo… Gin? Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1472 "2020-02-13T22:37:29Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > Disaster Pasta To be said with emphatic assonance, I hope, whether you favour Disaahrster or Disasster. I have had that dish, or something very similar, and it is v.v. good. dear god, I appear to be turning into Bridget sodding Jones. Must try harder to _not_. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 22:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1473 "2020-02-13T22:55:27Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > dear god, I appear to be turning into Bridget sodding Jones. Must try harder to _not_ . Don’t worry, Gus. Unless you produce your knickers as evidence. No, really… > [@Carinthia](#): > > Gin? Mais, oui. Merci, Chatelaine! The thing is, Auntie Joan (yes, I know we’d moved on) is the only blood relative from my Dad’s side with whom I have any contact (apart from Sis). You’d need to meet her, to know why she is so special. I’ll beekeeping an eye (5-7 ovvem) on her, as she’s vulnerable and I need to know how to help. Friend will be around forra cuppa anna chat, in the morning. Mr Bee and I will pop up to our favourite birdwatching spot, afterwards. We have had to completely deisist in feeding our garden birds as Ratty was spied climbing through the bushes and onto the peanut feeder, this afternoon. Ratty’s nickname rhymes with _rat_. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1474 "2020-02-13T23:03:25Z")
I like the cut of Auntie Joan’s jib, Soo The stockings are ‘Altiform’ ,apparently Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1475 "2020-02-13T23:09:01Z")
> [@joe](#): > > Just in time for Denis The bin-wagon manufacturer could well be Dennis. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1476 "2020-02-13T23:09:36Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I like the cut of Auntie Joan’s jib, Soo > > The stockings are ‘Altiform’ ,apparently You’d love her, Carinthia. The Cardiac Nurse Specialist is due to vist, tomorrow, so I’ll try to 'phone when she has been, without causing AJ any unwelcome exercise to reach the 'phone. It’s all been a bit too me-me from me. I must go to bed, however. Please know that I wish you all to be as well as possible and good nights, Cellarites. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1477 "2020-02-13T23:14:24Z")
Don’t be daft, Soo We have hardly seen you today, & we needs to know what is going on Don’t ferget yer Gin Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1478 "2020-02-13T23:15:37Z")
Thanks, Carinthia. Soo xxzz ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [13 February 2020 23:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1479 "2020-02-13T23:32:38Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Don’t be daft, Soo Couldn’t put it better meself… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [14 February 2020 01:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/1480 "2020-02-14T01:11:49Z")
> [@Armrest](#): > > The bin-wagon manufacturer could well be Dennis. In the event of pumping being required, so might the fire appliance. Do they actually make anything else? [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=73) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502.md?page=75)