Never come across leporine voodoo before
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Joe dear the leopards need no needles to practise voodoo
Each of em has 18 scimatars that they keep in splendid worknig order
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Todays dinner will be shin beef wiv onions & mushrooms, wiv mushroom rice.
Carinthia.xx
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\_______________/ â me extry-large plate
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Please may I come back?
I am ashamed of my outburst
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Have hugs, Twellsy xx
Soo xx
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We ainât modding you, Twellsy, just yer post.
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Daft bat.
Gxx
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Knitting News
That got your attention, didnât it?
Farmer in Carinthia is delivering food ATM.
His wife has a wool shop, which has had to close for the duration.
Desperate knitters can have wool delivered with their meat & vegâŚ
Carinthia.xx
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Hurrah!
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Hurrah!
(Hang on - only a third of that izz of any use to me. Never mind.)
Hurrah!
Soo xx
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What a nice farmer
I have started a wabbitâs arm
And our pump for the well seems to have diedâŚ
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Oh, Twellsy, what a thundering nuisance for you.
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Oh dear, that sounds inconvenient, at the very least. Hope you can get it fixed easily.
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Ach the local plumber carries loadsa bits for well pumpsâŚ
He knows our area and everyoneâs wellsâŚ
Meantime only flush when necessary
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âŚwhich brings us neatly back to the ****ing menopause ;- )
Three cheers for Resourceful Plumbers, though.
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Try the menopause with a bloomin chesticle infection temperature Gus
I am plotting to clear a freezer so I can cool down when I need to
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Sympathies. How IS the chest doing?
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Have you got another one, Twellsy? That really is not fair at all, if so.
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Ach another day or two and the horsey pills and the stair rods will kick in
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