Gin, Darling
Lots ovvit
No-one has set foot in this house since mid February, & we didn’t hug, as the friend has 4 baby grandchildren.
The last time I hugged anyone, & it was The Darlings, was 19th January
Carinthia.xx
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A perfect night, then, for ‘helling thorough Sussex in the nude’. * If one could get there.
- I think I have reproduced accurately a splendid phrase from the entirely wonderful, if slightly alarmingly named, Mollie Panter-Downes.
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Good morning all
The sky MUST be about to fall in
It is a strange blue colour
With a shiny thing hanging there
Better have these bacon butties fast folk
And here is a couple of loaves just out of the oven…
Hides under the table to avoid the elbows
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Mornin’ all.
Guess wot I just found left over from 2010?
BLAAAAAAAAAART
Wot a fine way to indicate neighbourly spirit and solidarity, eh?
(“Usage of vuvuzela in art music is limited.”)
Oh yeah, also
yardarm
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ouch
That’s my ear drums nicely perforated wee birdie
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Blimey, Dunnock…
Jusy sayin’
Carinthia.xx
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It’s Yon Fish I feel sorry for.
I held a vuvuzela for ransom once… Highly satisfactory quantities of premium chocolate were forthcoming
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Shall we fire up our brooms and kidnap this vuvuzela Gus?
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Not sure I cba this morning, dere
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Bet you could if I threatened you with Bengals 3 in number numerous in spots and with aspirations to “help” humans
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“So apparently the meltdown started when someone introduced a helpful cat into the control room…”
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Cats be they helpful or not sadly lack opposable thumbs…
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Don’t need 'em to press a button or move a lever.
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Nor to get between human and screen/keyboard.
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‘Nubbly Massage Pad of Warm’, I think you mean.
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They do need opposable thumbs to open the pouches of stinky meaty goodness that they crave
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…or as they’re otherwise known, their “owners”
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OWNERS!!!
Slaves shurely
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Hence " "
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Itizz the Supermoon tonight, apparently, & it will be pink
Carinthia.xx
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