So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Thank-you Dunnock

Mr C would be laughing at my name, & logical sharing the same sentence, but honestly, it’s like going on a roundabout the ‘sick’ way!

Carinthia.xx

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Ours has two vegetable aisles, next to each other, both one-way in the same direction, which just seems perverse to me.

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Well yon Bull is threatening to chain me to the sofa

I now am knitting fevvers

It’s a complicated build of parrot so I will need all done prior to sewing up and stuffing the parrot

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Do you have to go past the sweeties to get from one to the other?

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I’m sure there’s a story about that in that Bible book.

I’m only going to look if it’s at the very begining.

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Unknown

There. Now you don’t have to.

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Not so far as I know, no.

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I’m sure it had something to do with the Beatles … or was it Steve Jobs ?

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So. I’m at University and am asked to roll for 15 minutes withour preparation or notes about the American Constitution.

I ask “where do you want me to start ?”

“At the very begining”

"OK … well, at the VERY beginning there was this big bang … & I mean REALLY big. Huge probably. Then there was huge expansion & dust clouds & some of the dust coalesced into planets, which revolve round stars such as our Sun.

That was all amorphous at first but it eventually settled down … "

“Stop it Armrest”.

“… but, Professor, I’ve not got to the dinosaurs yet …”

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They must have been so thrilled when you graduated, dere.

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Am offering Cheese & Ham Toasties if anyone would like some

Carinthia.xx

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Yum!

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Finely sliced onion too?

Carinthia.xx

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Yummer!

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It makes a change, I suppose.

With roast potatoes and gravy?

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Hmf, I just have a short nap and…

ooh, leftovers, my favourite.

[happy peckity]

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Please can we have these to keep Lonnie company?

https://www.rte.ie/news/ulster/2020/0505/1136581-boarlets-donegal/

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More ‘amazed’ tbh.

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Perhaps you are unaware of Katzenjammer’s seminal Unified Thelogicoscientific Theorem of Energy, Religion, Cosmology, Rationalism and Physics, outlined in a paper presented at the Institute for Advanced Acronymy, just before closing time

  1. In the the Beginning was The Word.

  2. Before the Beginning were The Words, and The Words were “I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF…”

  3. At the Beginning was The Bang

  4. In the the Beginning was The Word. And The Word was “OOPS…”

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The schismatics change §2 to “Hold my beer and watch this”.

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