So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Gloat away, fishy. It shows that sleep is possible and gives the rest of us hope.

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When a solid sleep happens I am always quietly pleased for the recipient

A friend came for a BBQ last night an she gave me the most wondrous assortment of gifts for my birthday

A beautiful copper coloured metal necklace in the shape of water droplets with silver ones in there too with occaisional droplets having a crystal in them

A metal chicken with springs for legs to bounce and make you smile

A box of creme eggs

And a silicone madeleine baking tray - a thing I have coveted for many years without telling anyone

I am hunting madeleine reciepts…

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Befuddled after my own slumbers (more than sufficient but on an unconventional schedule) I initially read that as ‘solid sheep’.

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Gus dear I will just offer a nice gin

Yon Bull has a new toy

Yet another thing that beeps so the parrot can listen and copy it

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Ephemeral sheep are such a bore: when they’re eating the roses and you try to shove them away, you just go through them and end up with a knee full of thorns.

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Snork Fishy

We have bullocks around us
bUllocks Gus

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In which case, Twellsy dear, your need for Gin is considerably greater than mine right now ;- )

ETA: and bUllocks to you too, lady

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And folk wonder why I frequent the gin lake Gus!

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And here I thought it was because you liked gin.

[shlorpity]

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Ummm

The drinks cupboard in the hovel has gin gin and more gin wee birdie

I am rather fond of gin you know

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A charming and helpful chap from eir tuned up a couple of hours ago.

Helpful, that is, until, after spending an hour or so testing lines, climbing poles, disconnecting, reconnecting, rebooting and so forth, he pronounced the line from the pole to the house irreparable. The only solution is to installation a fibre connection, which would be great (especially as we’ll be getting them to pay for it) but I have no idea when it’s likely to be done. We could be incommunicado for weeks

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That was a ‘Like’ of sympathy, Joe

What a mess

Proffers Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

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Music over fibre sounds bassier. So I have been told by a very rich idiot.

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Richly idiotic, certainly…

The main concern here is that it’s the end of the academic year, so The Boss has a couple of doctoral candidates on the point of submitting. Since they are currently located as far afield as Hong Kong and Oslo lack of internet is a bit of a problem.

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Oh buggrit poobellybumdrawers Joe

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That is certainly an embuggerance.

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Profound commiserations, joe.

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Dear joe. That is truly awful for the pair of you. Much sympathy.
Soo xx

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Deeply Techie Question Alert

Can’t some temporary, but secure source of Internetty be deployed whilst waiting for eir to pull their fingers out?
I would have thought that The Boss would have some sort of priority

Proffers Pitchers fer Pondering

Carinthia.xx

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Cheap but may not be available depending on where you are: a 4G uplink.

Expensive: satellite.

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