So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not The Archers
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I was cheered this morning to realise that I don’t have to stop knitting until the new needles arrive (hopefully tomorrow). I can leave the completed 10cm of moss stitch for the back on the stupid plastic thing and get on with the 10cm of same for one of the fronts (and probably the other front too) (awaits quip about me having two fronts…), for which I do have proper needles.

The worrying thing is that it took me until this morning to realise this.

In the meantime, to avoid waste, can anyone suggest a use for two 30cm long pointy things? ?

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Holding up indoor plants on your window-ledges. I have to prop the annual amaryllis, for instance, and a plastic knitting-needle would probably be ideal.

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How easily can you get your dabs off them?

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7134

I could use em if I taped em to my white stick and prodded folk into socially distancing themselves

I have the perfect defence as the white stick attests…

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“Oops. sorry, was that your kidney?”

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7136

You should see me with a trolley and stick

Bouddicca was a pacifist by comparison

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Grr. Plants.

[great big pressure washer]
[tiny little sparrer]
[great big beaky grin]

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7138

It worries me that you asked that.
It worries me more that you asked that here.

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7139

Been to dentist

Two teef filled

One needed SEVEN lots of the filling stuff in it

Then the cleaning of me teefs and another filling was discovered to be absent so another appointment made

And I don’t know where the sweet wee gel who claims to be a dentist hides her schoolbag
She is far far far to young to be a dentist

Baking group today and we are doing lemming drivel cake

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There goes another filling then…

Carinthia.xx

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7141

Are you implying that my cakes are no good then?

Snyff

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Don’t be so daft, Twellsy

You tell us about your extensive dental work, & then move straight on to cake with a sugar syrup topping.

Carinthia.xx

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I know

I will be donating cake to our neighbours so my teefs willbe safe

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[neighbourly hoppity]

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It’s only in the oven 30 minutes - in needs 10 more and then it needs to cool before it gets decorated and left to cool before it is eaten

I can’t be doing with sparrers with burnt beaks - makes it hard for them to ingest beer

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I have heard rumours about this “left to cool” thing. Not convinced.

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Try this one then - it was cooled when I drizzled it…

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[peckity][peckity][peckity][peckity][peckity]

All goes to making better sparrer, or at least a bigger one.

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7149

I think it adds to gin sparrer’s flying muscles…

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Well I suppose I could try asking on mumsnet.

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