Maybugs are bleedin’ incompetent fliers at the best of times. They’ve flown into me at full speed and I am Not a Small Sparrer.
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Have you had yer Fevvers fettled, Dunnock, or have I got the wrong day?
Carinthia.xx
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Noted: but this poor bugger was doing a fair imitation of a sycamore wossit. And you are too big for them to see, probably.
I have detached a cat from a rose arch in which it became entwergled in furious pursuit of a stag beetle. That was a fun few minutes. Uppa ladder. The cat wasn’t at all grateful; the stag beetle’s views are unknown, but it clattered off with all its equipment still attached, as far as I could tell.
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That was on Friday. Nicely set up, sensible distances and disinfection between clients and so on. (But the price of perspex screens mysteriously doubled the day before the rules were announced.)
Orf to me nest.
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Tseep well, Dunnock. Sleep well, all Cellarites.
Gxx
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Insomnia has struck
Right wee bee it’s all right for folk with two non painful knees to go stile lepping but you have six painful knees and that is no joke
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Why do they even make a 7am? It’s full of unhappy commuters and over-enthusiastic Morning Birds.
yardarm
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And wakeful bees.
Soo xx
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But it also held a sleeping me
I consider that to be a good thong…
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But how do you know? I bet they don’t really start the clocks unless someone’s watching.
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Well I saw 4am and the next I saw was 9.30am
I presume 7am happened
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I saw 05.30 and know that 07.00 happened (at least on my bedside clock) as this was when I crawled out of bed in search of a cuppa.
Soo xx
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“My eyes! My eyes!”
(no such thing )
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Ever had phat phingers Limpet?
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Froquintly.
My occasional use of typos for my own dubious ends reflects no criticism on the perpetrator of said typos.
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Our Chatelaine is going to have another cup of coffee and is then going to set up her Noo Router, the internet having broken itself at her in the early hours. This will involve, I am told, a certain amount of Sprottling.
Darrington & co had better busy themselves preparing an array of Medicinals: we want the finest Medicinals available to humanity, we want them here and we want them ready for when wor Chatelaine gets back in.
Wiv umbrellas and fruit on little sticks.
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I’ll also get Feral to sharpen the router-persuading knives.
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Poor chatelaine
The Bull is glaring at the interwebby daring it not to work for our chatelaine
The fact that he is hefting a large hammer and a screwdriver might cower it into behaving
What with feral at one side and the Bull at the other I could feel sorry for the web…
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Testing Testing
I’m here,with an Happy Sigh annan Raging Thirst
Plenty of Sprottling took place,as furniture needed to be shifted
My Dears
The Dust
Howsumevva, the actual connection was the easiest it has ever been . Should have done it weeks ago instead of waiting forran Crisis
Hey Ho& Hallelujah
Carinthia.xx
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Welcome home dear one
Champers?
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