Because proper dainty ladies only exude snotters by the quarter-teaspoonful. A sign of Breeding, that is
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Gosh do you exude That much snot Gus?
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Incessantly, dere.
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You pore limpet
I bet you sweat too…
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Gents size hankies preferred here
Late MiL used to use them too
The Darlings each have 1 from Mr C, as do I,wiv his initial embroidered in the corner. I gave them to them for his funeral, & mine accompanies me on all special occasions. There is 1 embroidered one at the caravan,& the rest are plain.
Mr C was of an age, & mind to carry 2 hankies with him at all times-one for the Spex, & the other for the Schnozz, so there are still a few around. Only in the depths of the direst & snottiest cold were tissues used.
BiL was also of this mind, until his wife was killed,& then it became easier to use tissues, or, God forbid, Kitchen Roll ( coarse, & makes one’s nose sore). On the morning of his Grandson’s wedding, 2 years ago, I caught him folding severial pieces of blue & white kitchen roll & putting them in his suit.
He had an Hard Stare, & I invoked the spirit of his Late Mother & Brother warning that he would be struck down if he proceeded.
I then gave him the 3 I had brought with me for the purpose…
Carinthia.xx
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Also incessantly. In fact, what with that, the belching and the farting, I don’t know how I find the time to post.
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Soo xx
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Snorkity Snork Gus
I luvs you cos you makes I laugh
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It’s being a really unpleasantly wet and windy night, hereabouts.
Our Virginia Creeper (like this):
is very red, for the time of year, and it has previously been very dry weather. I would like to impose order on things 
Soo xx
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I love Virginia Creeper
Itizz The Lad’s Birthday tomorrow. He’ll be 54
Gawds
Carinthia.xx
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You’ll not want me to bake a cake, but I’ll be lighting a candle for his continued success against adversity. Love to The Lad and you, Carinthia.
Soo xx
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Time forra bee-bed.
Best nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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A mere stripling.
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Gin, Soo
A hefty stripling, Joe, with a typical lorry driver’s physique.
He’s as fit as a fiddle though, with the BP of a 20 year old same as his Father
He is very pleased that he decided against further surgery this year…
Carinthia.xx
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Many happy returns to The Lad, Darling.
Pitcher?
Gxxx
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Yes please
Itizz time forran Drink & Rest
I have boiled summat over, on the cooker
Sigh
I rarely do that, but when I do, I do it well…
Carinthia.xx
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Happy Birthday to the Lad
Weather here is normal service resumed
We are under that somewhere
Nark building continues…
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You’ll be wanting a
yardarm
then.
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Yes please
Bacon butties and beer go so well together
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