So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not The Archers
9013

250-odd MHz for an alto, I reckon. So maybe make friends with your local pirate radio station?

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9014

Eeek

Jokes in fluent techie speak!

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9015

Do that first - then youā€™ll still have a perfectly serviceable instrument that you can flog afterwards

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9016

I believe that was mooted as a way of supplying electricity - but the problem was it would be impossible to bill anyone. Hence the national gridā€¦

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9017

To someone on North Uist, ideally. I might even deliverā€¦

I am not, au fond, a saxophone-hater, honest.

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9018

Oof

Am ready to Flump forra while

I collected my prescription & then joined DiL in their garden. Wonder of wonders, The Lad came home from work, so I saw him for the first time since February.

90 minutes & 2pints of water later, I left.

In celebration I called at the chipshop & bought myself a piece of haddock for my meal. It was Bluddy Lovely too

Carinthia.xx

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9019

I am so pleased you had a good day dear

You deserve many of em

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9020

Hurrah!

Hurrah! again
Happy flumphing, Dahlink.
Gxx

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9021

This is a good evening for getting trollied. The Ma had been nagging me about a birthday present and I finally and in desperation suggested a shopping trolley, to prevent ā€˜cat food vs flourā€™ type dilemmas - which used not to matter as one would happily leap on a bus however many times a week. Well, it arrived yesterday and had a test flight tonight. Yup, it is a Useful Thing.

However, this is a Notice To Young Males

  1. Lynx or lashings of (cheap, nasty) aftershave is not an effective substitute for a nosegay; and nosegays - hate to break it to you - didnā€™t work terribly well anyway.
  2. Wearing a mask or mask-like object does not make you a Superhero with Supershopping powers/privileges and nor is it a protection against being bludgeoned to a bloody pulp with a tin of chopped tomatoes. And that WILL happen if you donā€™t mend your ways. Particularly if your Ma/Auntie/Gran recognises you. Failing that, I am more than happy to step in, laddie. So mind yerself.
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9022

Well, thatā€™s certainly told him, Gus. Erm - will you be able to pick the Offender out of a crowd of knackers? Just for accurate throwage of the tomatoes. You understand?
Soo xx

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9023

Not ā€˜himā€™, little Bee, but ā€˜themā€™. Multiple offenders. But aye, the one who really pissed me off I would definitely know again.
However, one overpowering miasma of 'product ā€™ is much like another at that end of the market, so perhaps I will dole out impartial slappage to those who offend me nose. Sanitising me paws afterwards, of course.

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9024

Hell, yeah!

Soo xx

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9025

Time for bed, then. Best dreams, all,
Soo xx

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9026

That had me weeping with laughter, Gus , & then panicking 'cos Iā€™ve missed your Birthday

Wibble

Carinthia.xx

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9027

Oh, no.
Soo xx

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9028

I donā€™t DO birthday, Darling. But, you know, mothers. Munfs ago & best forgotten.
Gxxxc

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9029

Hugs, Gus.
Yer bee xx

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9030

Knee-fortifying and protecting hugs forra Bee; and good luck and good weather for picnic endeavours.
Gxx

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9031

Thank you, Gusly One xx

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9032

Apparently they still make Drakkar Noir. Coo.

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