So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not if I generously add soy to the mix!

And use laxative chocolate to go through the batter

Eat enough of that and he won’t be playing with his instrument

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Cake for Sil and Bil now iced and in a box for transport

Icing is the diet version

8oz butter 2oz cocoa powder 2 drops lemming juice and enuff icing sugar to make it the right texture and taste

Then add another 2 4oz bars of 80% cocoa chocolate whizzed to tiny bits and stir that in

You get a really really decadent type of icing

The chocolate gives a texture to it as well

Does that sound good enough for a gift?

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A seriously indulgent cake, that, Twellsy. I imagine the recipients will feel greatly appreciated.

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From the sublime to the gorblimey, but I just had a perfect chrese & ham sandwich. Sheer luck, but just the right amount of mustard on the ham side and mayo (I know, Fishy) on the other.

I am now going to crawl into the salad drawer.

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Just had a nap. Can’t really recommend it.

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In the salad drawer, Dunnock?

Carinthia.xx

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Lovely idea. And wot else are you going to do, put salad in it?

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Put the tonic for the gin in it?

And the limes?

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Afternoon, all.
Sorry to be so late on parade.

For the most part yesterday’s picnic was grand. The food was declared to be delicious and we were with Very Good Friends. The wildlife was generous in its displays - salmon jumping out of the river, kingfishers x 3, heron, many butterflies of various types etc. Unfortunately, sitting with legs a’dangle on a river bank whilst eating did not suit my constitution and my BP dropped and I had to be lain down. I wasn’t the only one to think that this should have been lain out. After an hour or so (and discussions about ambulance access to the area) I made it up onto my pins and back up to the ruddy horrible stile where I was man-handled over. Still feeling norshus, but Very Good Friends have just visited bearing Alstroemeria and I’ll live.

Can’t think about That Cake, Twellsy, but I’m sure it’s gorgeous.
Soo xx

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Oh Soo

That’s a ‘Like’ of sympathy

Dangling legs is not very good for some ovvus

Big Hugs anna Medicinal

Carinthia.xx

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Never mind about the cake wee bee

I just want you to be a fit healthy wee bee

Now feets up and sip cool water in the shade

I would waft a fan if I could find one…

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Pore wee Bee. Had you been lain down, or indeed out, for longer, your companions could have added sightings of exciting (and excited) carrion birds to the day’s tally. But they would probably rather have a Recovering Bee. Probably…

Be a Good Bee and take things very easy. Here’s a nice cool Medicinal wiv ginger juice.
Gxx

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:smile: I’m told that the crows were gathering - in fact I saw the buggas. Prolly wot drove me up onto my pins. Ginger is good - I’m well through a new, yet weeny, jar of the sushi stuff.

Soo xx

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As is mine, that all sounds most alarming. Hugs, soo.

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Thanks for the hugs and sympathy. I wasn’t alarmed, just feeling poorly and worried that I was wrecking the others’ lovely afternoon. They may have been alarmed. All’s well etc.
Soo xxxxxx

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Something I always wonder about is that doctors get all upset about high blood pressure but never seem to bat an eye about low blood pressure. I have to be falling to the floor at them with a swimming head before they pay the blindest bit of notice to 45/90… And then the following month they casually prescribe medication which is designed to lower my blood pressure!

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Tell them you’ve given up TA?

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Have just had an Email from Zoflora telling me about their Noo fragrance

Rhubarb & Bergamot

No

Me neither…

Carinthia.xx

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Urk that sounds horrible dear chatelaine

I once did have quacks running to my bed in hospital

BP of 40 over 60

Being treated for ectopic pregnancy

They thought I had ruptured veins in my uterus

I do like giving the quacks the runaround

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I can’t like that, Twellsy

The laboratory staff came to view my Mother after she had had me - apparently she couldn’t have test results so bad, & still be alive…

Carinthia.xx

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