It’s the first time I have had a test
I have been cocooning so much that it’s unlikely but I was in Tesco instab city last week and it was deserted with masks being worn by everyone
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Will someone be doing the test for you?
Carinthia.xx
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Poe’s Law: it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
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Volunteering to stick things up Twellsy’s nostril, Sah!
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Behave someone sensible, Gus dere.
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Shan’t.
Huh. One tries to be helpful, and look what happens. Nasturtiums.
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omigod must water the geraniums!
Also, memo to self: next year, nasturtiums.
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See? That’s me bein’ helpful. Again.
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It’s a drive through with gnursies sticking swabs in yer orifices
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The nose wasn’t a problem for me, but I seem to have a very strong gag reflex. According to the gnurse with most people it’s one or the other.
If you find the same, sing rather than say “OR” on as low a note as you can reach - that opens up the throat
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I had to do mine myself, so had to steel myself after the gag
Carinthia.xx
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Whereas Twellers can just bite, hard, on the gnursie
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I’m having a mammogram tomorrow, so save the jokes! 
Carinthia.xx
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I thought that was an elderly stripper?
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Back from swabbing
I found it hard to sing with my tongue out as gnursie wanted
And the nose felt like she was drilling for eyeballs
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The destructions told me to aim for my non-existent tonsils
Carinthia.xx
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“Well, the medical incinerator is that way…”
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Well I am just glad it’s been done
I am now wondering if it’s beer o’clock
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Good Idea, Twellsy
Poached chicken wiv cheesy leeks here tonight
Carinthia.xx
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Chipotle burgers with cheese and onion and salads on offer here
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