Thank you. Wottan interesting pot.
I rather like it.
Soo xx
It is not filled wiv gin or vodka, though, unlike this
yardarm
Fink I might just spend the day in the bath.
Thereās a spare nest, in the hive, Hedgers. The temperature up here is tolerable.
Fish Quay, today. The excitement!
Soo xx
It looks a little like a bemused kiwi trying to identify something in a tree.
Probably a drop-bear.
Morning all from a bluddy chilly west of Ireland
And wheeze central
Today I get my results so please annoy your deities of choice for a negative result for me
So is the quack now going to pull finger and attend to the recurrent koff you do have as opposed to the plague you donāt?
Or its fevvery spiritual brother, the kakapo?
My dear quack will certainly do all he can
At speed
He is a great GP and he will be tearing his hair out to try and find out what is going on with me lungs and fixing them
Gus
Kakapos are lovely
I saw Stephen Fry being indecently assaulted by them
You did? I thought the pervy git just watched while the parrot had its way with Cawardine. Although I wouldnāt put it past him to have sashayed back later in a feather boa for his turn.
It could have been Cawardine
Itās a gorgeous wee parrot and I just remember the encounter that that pair had with the sex starved fevvery wee creatures
Trying to explain that you were raped by a rampant parrot without photographic evidence would have been interesting
We do not speak of the drop-parrots.
Well how does a flightless parrot get up a tree to drop on folk?
Stepladders.
But you would see the stepladder and so be aware of drop parrots who would lose the element of surpriseā¦
Friends in high places.
Also pulleys.
But the pulleys would be visable
Oh come on, you tuck 'em out of sight once theyāve been used.