So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Thank you. Wottan interesting pot.

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I rather like it.
Soo xx

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It is not filled wiv gin or vodka, though, unlike this

yardarm

Fink I might just spend the day in the bath.

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There’s a spare nest, in the hive, Hedgers. The temperature up here is tolerable.

Fish Quay, today. The excitement!

Soo xx

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It looks a little like a bemused kiwi trying to identify something in a tree.

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Probably a drop-bear.

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Morning all from a bluddy chilly west of Ireland

And wheeze central

Today I get my results so please annoy your deities of choice for a negative result for me

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So is the quack now going to pull finger and attend to the recurrent koff you do have as opposed to the plague you don’t?

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Or its fevvery spiritual brother, the kakapo?

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My dear quack will certainly do all he can

At speed

He is a great GP and he will be tearing his hair out to try and find out what is going on with me lungs and fixing them

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Gus

Kakapos are lovely

I saw Stephen Fry being indecently assaulted by them

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You did? I thought the pervy git just watched while the parrot had its way with Cawardine. Although I wouldn’t put it past him to have sashayed back later in a feather boa for his turn.

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It could have been Cawardine

It’s a gorgeous wee parrot and I just remember the encounter that that pair had with the sex starved fevvery wee creatures

Trying to explain that you were raped by a rampant parrot without photographic evidence would have been interesting

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We do not speak of the drop-parrots.

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Well how does a flightless parrot get up a tree to drop on folk?

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Stepladders.

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But you would see the stepladder and so be aware of drop parrots who would lose the element of surprise…

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Friends in high places.

Also pulleys.

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But the pulleys would be visable

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Oh come on, you tuck 'em out of sight once they’ve been used.

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