Frankly, I’m shocked! What sort of friends would we be if we left poor Twellers to do everything herself?
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Well I am not the world’s biggest chocolate eater so I would just have to leave the cake on the cellar table and hope folk got the sharing habit
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After all NO cellarati would like a cake topped with a ganache of cream and 85% cocoa solids chocolate would they?
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An Normous Drink would help me ATM
Have done my Reeeeseeeearch this afternoon, & got over £100 removed from my quote for house insurance, with more ‘benefits’
Bluddy Knackerated now
Carinthia. xx
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Medium Normous Medicinals for them as does.
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Any gin going?
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All too quickly, in my experience…
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Be afraid, be very afraid … The Bull is now a LICENSED Radio Station (and there’s a B in my call sign) 
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More fecking cables
Why do boys toys all need bluddy wires galore?
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Saves changing batteries all the time.
[ginnity]
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s’not just boys y’know. Lou was a licensed radio station, as it happens.
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We now add radio and aerial wires for a wireless
Can I knit wires into a neat blanket?
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It’s possible, but a noose would be easier.
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Snork TFM
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Oh bluddy heck
Who ordered Ellen?
And Why?
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Well, that’s shut the Cellar down, dere. Sounds of frantic hatch-battening…
Hope Ellen passes over swiftly and bothers you little.
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I’m here, I think…
Possibly in need ovva Drink…
Carinthia. xx
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Pitcher promptly proffered, Darling.
Gxxx
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Thank-you Dear Gus
Will you join me?
Carinthia. xx
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Hell, yeah!
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