# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
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Gus

Imagine a house with FOUR leopards

I assure you that total bloody mayhem is calm and peaceful in comparison

The spotty horrors plot together and then laugh at me trying to prevent the worst damage that they are causing

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2018 22:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/242 "2018-05-10T22:22:38Z")

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I think that a round of Medicinals may be in order

Just in case

I have had my heating on for 3 hours this evening …

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2018 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/243 "2018-05-10T22:25:03Z")

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I closed the window earlier. By non-fevvery people standards that probably counts as cold.

G’night all.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
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I think I overdid the vacuuming yesterday, Dunnock … 😉

Sneezing like Hell today, & couldn’t get warm this evening

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2018 22:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/245 "2018-05-10T22:53:54Z")

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Insufficient medicinals, by the sound of it. [Proffers supplementary, steaming pitcher of summat Mysterious but Good]  
Hope you are in better fettle tomorrow, dere Chatelaine  
G xxx

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2018 23:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/246 "2018-05-10T23:09:19Z")

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I’m sure that I will be

Accepts Pitcher of Mysterious but Good

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [11 May 2018 08:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/247 "2018-05-11T08:54:42Z")

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yawnity tseep

Morning all.

More sun today, remaining at a sensible temperature though.

# yardarm

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Harrumph

Howelling gales and driving rain here and cold  
I will be shopping later

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It’s like there’s been a huge series of weddings here as the wind is stripping blossom from the trees.

Dry, but a tad chilly compared with recently.

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My Sudden Daughter has just phoned, and is coming to supper and to stay the night.

She wants to have sausages and baked potatoes for supper.

Luckily we have both in the house! Well, raw sausages left over after the barbecue (defrosting from the freezer as I type) and raw potatoes in their paper bag under the sink, plus I can give her broccoli which I know she likes, and there is plenty of fresh fruit left from the previous visitors not having eaten it all.

What I would call an effort-free guest, now that I have made the bed.

Suddenly happy fish!

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Looking at cases for Noo Phone.

The highest-rated one on Amazon is this:

[https://www.amazon.co.uk/KITTEN-VS-LION-REFLECTION-Google/dp/B0755G73D8/](https://www.amazon.co.uk/KITTEN-VS-LION-REFLECTION-Google/dp/B0755G73D8/)

Er.

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That’s great, Dunnock

I had Fish & Chips fer Lunch, as I went to the Noo place wot has opened on the way back from Church

I say Noo place, but it is actually the latest incarnation of the chipshop we were allowed to go to on Friday Lunchtimes if we had been well behaved at school, 49 years ago…

So pleased that we have an Happy Fish

Carinthia.xx

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> [@Carinthia](#):
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> So pleased that we have an Happy Fish

So say we all!  
Soo xx

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I also am delighted to hear of a happy fish

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> delighted to hear of a happy fish

mmmmyes, but the customary offer of cold sausages was not forthcoming, so I’ll stick with ‘modified rapture’ pro tem 😉  
ok, maybe Sudden Daughter has a healthy appetite: so modify rapture above to ‘unmodified’.

Gus (fast disappearing up her own fundament) x

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Cold sausages now available, but the ginger cake with lemon icing may not be, because that is being Swaffled.

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Swaffled is happy, Fish.  
Our two beely ones are a tad jealous of our northern destination. Dear knows why, as most of our holidays oop north with them have been cool and damp.  
A cold sausage would be grand, thank you.  
Soo xx

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**Post date:** [11 May 2018 21:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/258 "2018-05-11T21:02:03Z")

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> [@Fanta](#):
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> ginger cake with lemon icing

is a poor substitute for a cold sausage, so I think the Cellar by and large might be all right with that. But I am strongly in favour of happy swaffling of gingerbread. It will be a key point in my manifesto.

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> [@Gus](#):
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> a key point in my manifesto.

Ooh, ooh!  
A manifesto (but not a sausage - I take it or don’t).  
I like the notion ovvan Gusly manifesto.

Good nights, Cellarites.  
Soo xx

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**Post date:** [11 May 2018 22:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/260 "2018-05-11T22:17:32Z")

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Gin, Soo,& plenty ovvit…

Carinthia.xx

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