# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 20:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/281 "2018-05-12T20:46:50Z")
I hope that you have packed the Gin I left out for you, Soo Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 21:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/282 "2018-05-12T21:05:31Z")
Wheeeeee tiddly tseep. Birmingham survived, mostly. đŸșđŸ»đŸș ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 21:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/283 "2018-05-12T21:11:20Z")
Mostly? As long as you’ve left the jewellery quarter standing I don’t much mind about the rest ;- ) Happy beer afterglow, Spadger ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 21:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/284 "2018-05-12T21:31:41Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I hope that you have packed the Gin I left out for you, Soo I most certainly have done just that and thank-you greatly. ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/1X/021ef3cb67a19e6b4dccd971e94fcb3529a4ef5e.jpg) Here is a potent little sleepy potion for our Chatelaine. Good nights, Cellarites. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 21:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/285 "2018-05-12T21:46:09Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > potent little sleepy potion Looks more like an ‘invigorating’ to me, Soo. Celery tends to be in the ‘sproinggg!’ brews rather than the ‘flumph’ ones. Flumphing drinks do not have random vegetation in them: since space is at a premium, the alcohol boots 'em out. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 21:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/286 "2018-05-12T21:57:34Z")
Yeah But But But, Gus Wivvan Lobster to dip, that’s complete Nutrition inna Glass, that is Whispers You hardly need **any** Martyr Juice atall to get the red colour The rest is Vodka Trust me Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 22:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/287 "2018-05-12T22:24:15Z")
[Silently passes a Crustacean onna Stick to the Chatelaine] “It’ll turn to _rubber_ in your innards, you know, dere, with all those Spirits” Ahem Sleep tight, unbothered by the internal economy G xxxx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/288 "2018-05-12T23:07:51Z")
Passes another lobster to Gus to make proposals gotta chatelaine I think the blue colour is a good contrast aginn the jaunty martyr đŸ„€ ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/289 "2018-05-12T23:08:10Z")
Snell Snyff Our Own Dear Dunnock _Personalises_ them, don’tcha know
 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/290 "2018-05-12T23:11:17Z")
You know what my handwriting is like dear one Illegible ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/291 "2018-05-12T23:16:35Z")
Having seen my Phone’s interpretations of my typing I am offering a smarter than me phone to anyone who needs to be made to feel inferior to a pile of rust and sand Yon bull calls most technology rust and sand I know it’s playing against me ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/292 "2018-05-12T23:17:45Z")
Plotting not playing I am in control of my phone I hope ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/293 "2018-05-12T23:19:07Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Our Own Dear Dunnock Personalises them Ach well, count yer blessings while snyffing, Dahlink: he could _print_ them. And probably will/has. G xxx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/294 "2018-05-12T23:23:52Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > I am in control of my phone > > I hope Aye, so do we all. We are most of us deluding ourselves, of course
 ‘rust and sand, rust and sand, just a swipey wee screen over rust and sand’ - I feel a lullaby coming on. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 May 2018 23:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/295 "2018-05-12T23:43:32Z")
Tssk Our Own Dear Dunnock personalises them wivvan Gold Pen So there ! Honestly Wotta night
 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2018 08:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/296 "2018-05-13T08:53:13Z")
> **[Lobster by rowiac](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1814286)** > > This is the stylized lobster from www.123Dapp.com.I split it into parts and oriented them for easy 3D printing. The claws, legs and antennae need to be glued to the body. I have included connector pins to attach the head and tail, but they didn't... But me Gold Pen is always ready. White skies today, and warmer again. Might even go outside for the game I’m running later (over the Internetty). # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2018 10:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/297 "2018-05-13T10:20:44Z")
Morning all Bacon and egg butties today Yes your eggs are scrambled Gus Fresh loaves just out of the oven Soft butter on the table Might beer happen? ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2018 11:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/298 "2018-05-13T11:08:56Z")
Werl, there’s been a yardarm so I don’t see why not. Yesterday I worked me way through all the milds. [pourity] [pourity] [pourity] ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2018 17:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/299 "2018-05-13T17:11:05Z")
Having the other half of my Chinese takeaway today Haven’t had Mild fer years Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2018 17:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/300 "2018-05-13T17:47:31Z")
There’s No Demand for mild, as any fule kno. This is one reason why I drink it whenever the opportunity arises; I like the stuff, and i want it to be more widely available. Typing this on Noo Phone just because I can. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=14) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=16)