# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 10:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/321 "2018-05-14T10:23:43Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Squillil I used to devote a disproportionate amount of thought and creativity to engineering situations in which it would be natural, or inevitable, for a German colleague to say ‘squirrel’. Or rather ‘skvirrel’. Unprofessional maybe, but it did amuse the children so… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 10:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/322 "2018-05-14T10:35:04Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > If life were TA, ex’s-new-SO and I would promptly begin an affair We all of us get bored at christenings, dere, but that’s a little drastic, surely? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 10:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/323 "2018-05-14T10:37:10Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > I shall discover what my new teeth are like. I hope to goodness they are ok Thumbs will be held, fingers crossed (good trick if you can do both simultaneous like) and tenters hitched. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 10:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/324 "2018-05-14T10:45:55Z")
Tenters Hitched, Fishy Amazing that significant other gets an invite I’ll sharpen me elbows too Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 11:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/325 "2018-05-14T11:10:02Z")
Spring, innit? When a dunnock’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of fornication. Carinthia, if I get an invitation, it seems only fair that new-SO should too. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 11:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/326 "2018-05-14T11:13:25Z")
Well, if mine does, it seems only fair! I am just grateful to Sudden Daughter for warning me. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 11:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/327 "2018-05-14T11:18:29Z")
Yerss I’m being uncharitable, & I have a long memory It will feel quite strange to have teeth again, Fishy, but that vague ‘unwell’ feeling should disappear We will expect Gnasher Flashing later… 😉 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 11:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/328 "2018-05-14T11:29:12Z")
[pourity] Extry Slammers forra Loyal Carinthia. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 11:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/329 "2018-05-14T11:54:06Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > We will expect Gnasher Flashing later _The Beano_’s obviously changed since my day… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 13:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/330 "2018-05-14T13:03:23Z")
immoderate snorkage. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 14:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/331 "2018-05-14T14:54:49Z")
Am sitting here wiv me Tenters Hitched Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/332 "2018-05-14T15:13:46Z")
It’s very tense, isn’t it? Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/333 "2018-05-14T15:15:29Z")
Absolutely, Soo I think that we need Summat Strong Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/334 "2018-05-14T15:22:49Z")
I’m willing to share wotevva you suggest, Chatelaine. We are having glorious weather. Visited Ben Lawers National Park, today. It is stunningly beautiful. I have had to buy sun-block as I really couldn’t see the need, while at home. Still sniggling at joe’s Gnasher flashing. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/335 "2018-05-14T15:38:38Z")
Progress report: my gnashers are fine, match the real ones, and are guaranteed for anything except toffee – he advised me not to eat toffee for at least a week. In other news, I had a hair-cut on the way home. One wants to look one’s best, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/336 "2018-05-14T15:42:05Z")
Slammers then, Fishy I don’t eat toffees, & haven’t bitten into an apple for years, but it seems a small price to pay UnHitches Tenters Sighs Deeply Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/337 "2018-05-14T15:42:58Z")
Hurrah! This calls for celebratory Pitchers\*. How often do you eat toffee, on the whole? I don’t think I’ve eaten a toffee sweet for two decades at least. ShameporedeprivedGus. \*or, since That Chatelaine got in first, Slammers. Only I have to go out and do Needful Shopping, so I can’t yet. Boo. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 15:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/338 "2018-05-14T15:51:36Z")
I arsked him speshul about apples, and he said, “Don’t see a problem.” ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 16:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/339 "2018-05-14T16:12:33Z")
Having lost more crowns than I can shake a stick at, I remain super careful ! Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2018 16:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/340 "2018-05-14T16:58:16Z")
Well, if you will insist on irresponsibly shaking sticks, I can’t say I’m altogether surprised. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=16) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=18)