# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 19:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5083 "2018-11-30T19:29:31Z")
Snork, Dunnock ! Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 21:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5084 "2018-11-30T21:05:09Z")
Do look after you dear Chatelaine Tis a tad breezy for my broomstick But I would land on you complete with suitable bloomers skirt and witch grade boots and aerodynamic witch hat to ensure you were looked after Scarlet cloak with black velvet hood black skirt striped stockings flannelette drawers and hob nail Victorian style lace up boots Elegant attire for broom flying I feel ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 21:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5085 "2018-11-30T21:21:32Z")
Am ok, Twellsy. Just getting used to the Noo regime, azzitwere At least it’s only 1 tooth, & not 12 Have a Hug Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 22:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5086 "2018-11-30T22:02:17Z")
Don’t forget yer flying-goggles, Twellsy! Orf to me nest. Long day tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 22:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5087 "2018-11-30T22:05:25Z")
Tsweep Well, Dunnock Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 22:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5088 "2018-11-30T22:56:41Z")
I will survive my problems dear one I just wish that you had none to put up with I can give you a slurp of my delicious mouthwash ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2018 23:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5089 "2018-11-30T23:49:58Z")
I already have shares in the cheapo equivalent of Corsodyl, Twellsy Thank-you for your kind offer… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 00:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5090 "2018-12-01T00:09:40Z")
One has just flitted back from a locally based evening of food and wine. It wozz good. I am mindful of Twellsy’s health problems (I read, far and wide) and send her my kindest wishes and hopes for a betterness. Chatelaine - I am so sorry that you are going through such a horrible time xx. I have remembered to say ‘White Rabbits’ and would encourage all Cellarites to do the same, to ensure massive good luck for times ahead. MiL is back home - there’s a story attached to that - but it seems that she has had a TIA, possibly, maybe. Who knows? I just hope that she doesn’t have a consequent stroke that would leave her in misery. Please, no. White Rabbits, Cellarites, Soo xx Edited to add that MiL has an outpatient appointment at 09.30 on Tuesday, in a neurology clinic. Why so early, forra 95 year old? She had an MRI scan at 23.00 on Wednesday. Why do people wonder why our elders become so disorientated during hospital treatment? Pfffft. ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 00:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5091 "2018-12-01T00:26:33Z")
![latest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/d/d5186b68bb5e5d44bb92530c6d8b8dc19c19c4a8.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 00:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5092 "2018-12-01T00:30:42Z")
I hope that you are not looking ‘tired’, after posting this, Armers. Shame follows, y’know. White Rabbits to you, too. I’ll bee buzzin’ off. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 01:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5093 "2018-12-01T01:07:36Z")
Gin , Soo 9-30 takes some doing for me too, I am not quite 60 A lot of pressure on you both to get her there. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 02:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5094 "2018-12-01T02:03:09Z")
All together now… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 05:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5095 "2018-12-01T05:13:44Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Elegant attire for broom flying Kee - and don’t take this the wrong way or anything - rist! dere. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 05:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5096 "2018-12-01T05:18:16Z")
Nah, joe, for the full effect you _know_ it needs chucking in the bath. Speaking as your attorney… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 07:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5097 "2018-12-01T07:01:00Z")
Why do they _make_ a 7am anyway. Nobody wants it and it’s not worth staying up for. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 08:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5098 "2018-12-01T08:19:14Z")
Jefferson’s wonderful White Rabbit. If ever a song deserved a 15 minute version this is it. But they kept it to the barely 3 minute version, even on live performances. If you’ve ever seen The Blue Man Group they did this, with lot’s of timpany and huge amounts of blue paint. ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 08:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5099 "2018-12-01T08:19:47Z")
Oh … this is what I mean. [https://youtu.be/jM3vJqN4MTs](https://youtu.be/jM3vJqN4MTs) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 14:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5100 "2018-12-01T14:20:18Z")
I see Gus is suitably admiring of my broom attire Or is that envious? After all my pink squeakwinned heffalump bikinki is a design classic Soo dear thank you I just cannot get over the crass manner of a medic ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 14:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5101 "2018-12-01T14:32:15Z")
‘Design Classic’ Thud Liberates Pitcher Declines on Chaise… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 14:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5102 "2018-12-01T14:37:18Z")
But of course envy, dahlink. Ah, medics… [Ponders the therapeutic benefits of hot pickling vinegar enemas] I’m sure administering one to the offending little tit would make you feel **_much better_** [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=254) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=256)