# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 14:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5103 "2018-12-01T14:51:57Z")
Twellsy would need her specs fixed so she might find the right hole. Gus, Mr Bee and I intend to make That Glorious Apricot Cake, this arvo. He has just dodged out, in the rain, to source ground almonds. I bought apricot jam, this time, as the rose petal one had gorn mouldy. MiL is in fine fettle. She slept until 11.30 and was a bit discombobulated, forra while, but she is content to leave the thinking to BiL and us. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 15:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5104 "2018-12-01T15:03:18Z")
Madame chatelaine you offered to make me a real pink heffalump squeakwinned bikinki so cease your thudding ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 15:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5105 "2018-12-01T15:09:27Z")
Soo THAT medic would deserve a hot pickling liquor pumped into every orifice and crevice I could find With oodles of extra scotch bonnet puree To add piquancy to the mix… ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 15:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5106 "2018-12-01T15:10:54Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > every orifice and crevice I could find All the more reason for functioning spectacles, Twellsy. Some of the orifices are harder to find than others. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 15:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5107 "2018-12-01T15:58:10Z")
I’d go for boring old submersion, me. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 16:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5108 "2018-12-01T16:12:10Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > Some of the orifices are harder to find than others. The answer is obvious (well, it is to me): a sturdy cannula and _make yer own_ ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 16:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5109 "2018-12-01T16:48:10Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > a sturdy cannula and _make yer own_ Ooh - you izz wicked, Gus! That Cake izz in the oven… Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 16:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5110 "2018-12-01T16:51:53Z")
Ooooo How about making lots of orifices with canulae and simultaneous injection of hot stuff? I could get used to having evil thoughts ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 16:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5111 "2018-12-01T16:53:09Z")
Yay! Cake! I am sure it will be much enjoyed. Very annoyed with myself: I forgot I had sultana cake in the tin and it has deteriorated beyond edibility. This is both a waste and rather alarmingly senile. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 17:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5112 "2018-12-01T17:00:58Z")
That’s why yer need a sparrer about the house… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 17:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5113 "2018-12-01T17:24:25Z")
Poor wee sparrers need feeding extra in the cold weather to help em keep going Fevvers keep some heat in but the pore wee birdies need looking after ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 19:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5114 "2018-12-01T19:41:02Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Yay! Cake! I am sure it will be much enjoyed. Cake has been tested and is delish. A piece has been put aside for MiL and the rest is in the freezer. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 21:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5115 "2018-12-01T21:36:31Z")
I lurve The Blue Man Group thang, Armers. And, the Jefferson Airplane ‘White Rabbit’, joe. (We haven’t won the Euromillions, apparently.) Meh. Soo zzzzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 22:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5116 "2018-12-01T22:51:19Z")
Home safe. Long day. Edake started just as I turned off the car at the end of the trip. Flump. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 22:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5117 "2018-12-01T22:55:42Z")
Pore Sparrer. Tuck it under yer wing for the night ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 22:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5118 "2018-12-01T22:56:44Z")
Medicinal Beer Medicinal Food Medicinal Gin BTW, the Sossinges were not nearly as exciting when cooked Sigh Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 23:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5119 "2018-12-01T23:05:32Z")
I have Scrubbed The Kitchen Floor. Flump & Whimper. They are probably a gents’ outfitters of the Old Skool, btw Bah! to sausages that disappoint. And hurrah for cakes that don’t. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2018 23:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5120 "2018-12-01T23:36:22Z")
9am - first whiskey… …on the cake, I hasten to add ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [2 December 2018 15:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5121 "2018-12-02T15:00:33Z")
> [@joe](#): > > …on the cake, I hasten to add Don’t be coy, joe. You’re among friends, after all. **Yardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm!** I hope That Bird’s edake has gorn away. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [2 December 2018 15:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/5122 "2018-12-02T15:11:25Z")
Yeah, once I got into me nest pretty much. Ta. Lots & lots of loverly sleep. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=255) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089.md?page=257)