# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 15:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7323 "2019-02-05T15:20:14Z")

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I sympathise—it’s sodding painful. Trouble is, I’m not sure you’re ever actually clear of it; even if you deal with the current flare-up, whatever problem leads to the excess of uric acid remains—and I suspect that’s generally metabolic rather than dietary, or we’d _all_ suffer.

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 15:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7324 "2019-02-05T15:41:03Z")

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Well Joe with my various other things including osteoporosis and osteo arthritis I am not sure when one ends and the other starts

I notice the gout in my fingers and elbows

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 16:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7325 "2019-02-05T16:20:52Z")

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In my case, it is (most specifically) iatrogenic, joe. My metabolism, like that of every ancestor I can find and all my siblings and cousins and aunts and uncles, is not prone to gout; never a case in the family.

Unfortunately they tended to die of their heart packing up in their fifties or sixties; I have failed to die, but the medication you get given when you have had a heart attack is one which is known to cause gout – and so do all the other medications which do the same job. So I am stuck with medicine to counteract the medicine; I just hope that it doesn’t have side-effects for which I will in due course need another medication, and so on.

I was slightly worried to be told by the GP that “we are being instructed to be more aggressive in our treatment of gout”; visions of amputation, and I am quite fond of my right foot really.

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**Post date:** [5 February 2019 21:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7326 "2019-02-05T21:52:13Z")

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I aggressively treated my guts, today, Fishers. They haven’t, as yet, dropped off. To start:  
 ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/2/23ad4b68caa39ce620cbd74748075803b4e1805d.jpg)  
Followed by:  
 ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/5/587ebc66942951ec65b460a9535cde058da44b97.jpg)  
A glass of Sauvignon was perfick, as accompaniment.

How was the Afternoon Tea, Carinthia?  
Soo xx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 22:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7327 "2019-02-05T22:18:56Z")

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Here I fed us a light supper of BLTs

Then I tried to knit with Bengal help

This was not a great success

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 22:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7328 "2019-02-05T22:21:29Z")

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Yum. Soo.

Orf to me nest.

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**Post date:** [5 February 2019 22:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7329 "2019-02-05T22:22:39Z")

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Tsweep well, Birdie.  
And good nights, all.  
Soo xx

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2019 23:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7330 "2019-02-05T23:00:31Z")

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That looks delicious, Soo , as was my Afternoon Tea, but I didn’t take pictures

Assorted Sandwiches on good local bread, with a decent amount of filling

Little cakes & fruit tarts, again made on the premises

Scones wiv jam & cream for friend but plain for me, as the young waitress hadn’t realised my penchant for Cheese Scones

I committed sacrilege by drinking a large Cappucino with 2 extra shots **in the afternoon** & also had a bottle of very good ginger beer & 2 glasses of Eau de Tap

I was offered Wine, or Prosecco, but as my friend was driving, I wasn’t going to be mean

Medicinal Summat now, methinks, wiv Gin fer Soo

Carinthia.xx

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 09:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7331 "2019-02-06T09:07:10Z")

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So good they named her twice?

Morning all. Yawn, tseep, etc. Fog is slowly clearing; I can now tell that there’s a far side of the valley, which I couldn’t half an hour ago.

# yardarm

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 09:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7332 "2019-02-06T09:21:48Z")

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Bacon butties ready

Fresh bread ready in 20 minutes

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 12:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7333 "2019-02-06T12:12:53Z")

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Lots of wind forecast in the south tonight.

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No, really:

> **[Windy day and night ahead for parts of the UK](https://www.severe-weather.eu/recent-events/windy-day-and-night-ahead-for-parts-of-the-uk/)**
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> A shortwave trough rounds the southern end of a broad low over the northern Atlantic and forms a rapidly moving surface low, which will cause …

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 12:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7334 "2019-02-06T12:22:12Z")

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Oh great

The day we are driving to Galway to get my head seen by a nice neurologist who cured my edakes mostly

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [6 February 2019 12:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7335 "2019-02-06T12:27:50Z")

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At least it’s not Limerick, Twellsy…

I do like the proposed new symbols, Dunnock

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 12:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7336 "2019-02-06T12:44:03Z")

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> [@Carinthia](#):
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> I do like the proposed new symbols, Dunnock

So do I - a perfect example of the hyperbollocks to which we are now subjected.

An elderly friend of ours has been regaling us with the tale of how her PC told her that some of her ‘drivers’ needed replacing and she willingly handed over her credit card details to ‘them’ in order to buy the new ‘drivers’… She has now cancelled her credit card with her bank and has a Good Techie arriving this arvo to check things out. This was just a chance conversation - how many people are being swindled/defrauded, one wonders.

Soo xx

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 13:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7337 "2019-02-06T13:07:09Z")

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After protracted reflection, have concluded that Sentient Nano-Smog is my Spirit Weather.

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 13:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7338 "2019-02-06T13:14:40Z")

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I am not a Subtle Bird, so I’ll stick wiv good old fashioned Firenado.

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 13:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7339 "2019-02-06T13:18:12Z")

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I will just be a cheerful old bat

Yes dear chatelaine anything is better than the plague pit

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 13:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7340 "2019-02-06T13:29:35Z")

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Scattered Satellite Debris seems to be an exact replica of my head…

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [6 February 2019 15:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7341 "2019-02-06T15:57:05Z")

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I’ll settle forra Solar Death-Ray, thanks. Its first target will be That Ruddy Bird Scarer.  
Sigh.  
Soo xx

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