# So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [4 May 2018 09:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089 "2018-05-04T09:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [6 February 2019 23:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7363 "2019-02-06T23:10:27Z")
\< beady glare \> No, Twellsy, I wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [6 February 2019 23:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7364 "2019-02-06T23:21:03Z")
Snigger Bet she was folk You know I care for all cellerati don’t you Gus? So I gently play silly beggars I could unearth my trapeze you know ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [6 February 2019 23:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7365 "2019-02-06T23:42:47Z")
No You Don’t Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7366 "2019-02-07T00:06:16Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > I had me head in the understair cupboard. As a suicide method, it lacks a certain something, that something being efficacy. On the other hand I found some virgin dusters (notta lot of call for them hereabouts) and some forgotten tinsel. Ha I have been disposing of some papers whilst waiting for summat to cook . Am looking for 2 letters, which actually came last week Can I find them ? Can I Ferk… Sighs & Liberates Pitcher Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7367 "2019-02-07T00:13:05Z")
Sidles in with a large bag under one arm and attempts to look innocent and unsuspicious ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7368 "2019-02-07T00:13:29Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > n the other hand I found some virgin dusters Well I s’pose if yer virgins are getting dusty… Night all. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7369 "2019-02-07T00:15:36Z")
Is virginity a prerequisite to being in the cellar now? I can manage dusty wee birdie but fail the other ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7370 "2019-02-07T00:18:40Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > I could unearth my trapeze Please don’t trouble on my account, Twells’o’me’heart. Ittiz a small cpboard, where kettles and shopping- and plastic bags and umbrellas go to die. No room to swing a gerbil properly, lettalone a respected Cellarite in airborne mode. Not the feckin’ Big Top, in other words. And it really doesn’t need squeakwins. The tinsel will be responsibly disposed of. Either to dear ditzy neighbour or terminally. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 00:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7371 "2019-02-07T00:24:08Z")
I did _say_ there was little call for 'em, Sparrer. > [@3Wells](#): > > Is virginity a prerequisite to being in the cellar Right. That would be the lottovus out on our ears, arses, or whichever other parts you might care to specify. You know, I think probably it isn’t. Anyone want some dusters? A whole free cat comes with. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 02:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7372 "2019-02-07T02:56:20Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Is virginity a prerequisite to being in the cellar now? Or a consequence? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 03:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7373 "2019-02-07T03:19:02Z")
> [@joe](#): > > or a consequence Hm. Does time in the Cellar flow like the Am, then? singed, 'evry ‘arlot’… Doesn’t work in reverse, joe. We can be celibate, Cellarbait, unable to be arsed, sooo over that, too drunk to care or just plain picky. Or just plain. Any or all of the above _might_ be 'consequences ', although I’d be interested to see the data, but I’m not regrowing a hymen anytime soon in any scenario. You and yer consequence, ffs. Salutations to the chookery. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 08:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7374 "2019-02-07T08:26:24Z")
Ooh, I’ve had a little inadvertent taste of Power. Playing wiv a shredder in the wee sma’ hours. Gone to me head, it has, so am now having a lie-down. And tea. Lovely _tea_. Although it is fine weather forra yardarm; but I shall leave that in the expert wings of That Sparrer. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 08:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7375 "2019-02-07T08:45:41Z")
Shredders is Great. Though thanks to research done in Germany after reunification (when the Stasi shredded everything, including their files on the actual dangerous criminals), I find it’s best to burn the shred just to be on the safe side. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 08:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7376 "2019-02-07T08:59:42Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > , I find it’s best to burn the shred 'Hedgers made me do it, yer Honour '… as harf sarf lunnon goes up in smoke ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 10:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7377 "2019-02-07T10:26:07Z")
Bacon butties and fresh bread are off Ed Akes badly I will droop over my trapeze outside wearing my thermal squeakwinned leopard onesie ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 10:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7378 "2019-02-07T10:31:28Z")
No You Won’t You can Decline on yer Chaise wivvan cashmere blanket & go sweep, as my Grandson used to say Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 10:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7379 "2019-02-07T10:33:10Z")
Droops onto chaise and whimpers quietly… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 10:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7380 "2019-02-07T10:35:38Z")
[fryity] [fryity] fried bread ‘n’ bacon ‘n’ eggs ‘n’ mushrooms ‘n’ black pud ‘n’ white pud ‘n’ sossinges forra sufferin’ Twellsy (& others) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 10:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7381 "2019-02-07T10:38:41Z")
Was Galway yesterday, or izzit today ? Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2019 11:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-rattle-on-in-the-cellar/1089/7382 "2019-02-07T11:06:50Z")
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