So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?


Oh, good thought!


Was that hearthrug in here ?

I am in need of a footrest after a day of baking
Rum and pineapple cake bread mince and onion pies and a simple Vicky sponge


and not a comma in the house.
Hoping that “bread mince and onion pies” might turn out to be the basis for a stuffing…

ODFOG covers it nicely, don’t you think?


Gus dear heart

I can’t see the comma button on my phone and I have phat phingers so I just does my best


Home safe ‘n’ orf to me nest.



Twellsy, there is sometimes the overpowering need to be a complete arse.
Yrs, buttockly


They’re not wrong about 14th Feb
Birds screaming wingover obscenities at one anuvver at the top of veir fevvery little lungs

Still. A spot of ombra mai fu is doing sterling service to drown 'em out.

Counter-irritant? Nah, just a countertenor.


Lots of luvverly fog (can’t even see as far as the main road) so the birds are mostly staying quiet in case something goes (swoop) (gronf) (swoffle).



May I tell of a wonderful gift I got today?

I am now the proud owner of a full bottle of Gunpowder gin

I am a happy old bat


The fog has burned off a bit and the crows are making the most of it. (They usually hide from the Grate Big Birds.)

Need any help wiv that gin, Twellsy?


Well I can’t get the seal round the top open to see if it has gone off dear sparrer

I can offer a bacon butty and a brace of glasses with a slice of lime and a bottle of fevertree to anyone helping with this seal


[enthusiastic peckity]

Grate Big Birds are about now.


Where? I knew I should have gone to Specsavers.


I am not, as you know, a gin fan, but that sounds triffic, Twellies.


Just don’t get it mixed up with the recipes on the “education” thread…


Went to crafty group today and had fun cheering up a birthday boy with a cake with actual rum in it

He was thrilled and I found candles that have different coloured flames for different coloured candles


Hearthrug dear thing

I have yet to see a polar bear with specs

Do they wear contact lenses?


Welcome to LP.
Too much izz happening to make any sense.

Maybe tomorrow.

Best dreams,
Soo xx


Gin, Soo

I have been Slumped & Flumped all day

Haven’t even put the Nat boxes away



Maybe slumped and flumped is fine, Carinthia?
Our family members have events of significance to address, this year. All of our family seems to want to know how we’ll fit into their plans.
Best dreams, Cellarites.
Soo xx