So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?


#7566

Oh, good thought!


#7567

Was that hearthrug in here ?

I am in need of a footrest after a day of baking
Rum and pineapple cake bread mince and onion pies and a simple Vicky sponge


#7568

and not a comma in the house.
Hoping that “bread mince and onion pies” might turn out to be the basis for a stuffing…

ODFOG covers it nicely, don’t you think?


#7569

Gus dear heart

I can’t see the comma button on my phone and I have phat phingers so I just does my best


#7570

Home safe ‘n’ orf to me nest.

[flumpity]


#7571

Twellsy, there is sometimes the overpowering need to be a complete arse.
Yrs, buttockly
Gxxx


#7572

They’re not wrong about 14th Feb
:cupid::cupid::cupid::cupid::cupid:
Birds screaming wingover obscenities at one anuvver at the top of veir fevvery little lungs

Still. A spot of ombra mai fu is doing sterling service to drown 'em out.

Counter-irritant? Nah, just a countertenor.


#7573

Lots of luvverly fog (can’t even see as far as the main road) so the birds are mostly staying quiet in case something goes (swoop) (gronf) (swoffle).

yardarm


#7574

May I tell of a wonderful gift I got today?

I am now the proud owner of a full bottle of Gunpowder gin

I am a happy old bat


#7575

The fog has burned off a bit and the crows are making the most of it. (They usually hide from the Grate Big Birds.)

Need any help wiv that gin, Twellsy?


#7576

Well I can’t get the seal round the top open to see if it has gone off dear sparrer

I can offer a bacon butty and a brace of glasses with a slice of lime and a bottle of fevertree to anyone helping with this seal


#7577

[enthusiastic peckity]

Grate Big Birds are about now.


#7578

Where? I knew I should have gone to Specsavers.


#7579

I am not, as you know, a gin fan, but that sounds triffic, Twellies.


#7580

Just don’t get it mixed up with the recipes on the “education” thread…


#7581

Went to crafty group today and had fun cheering up a birthday boy with a cake with actual rum in it

He was thrilled and I found candles that have different coloured flames for different coloured candles


#7582

Hearthrug dear thing

I have yet to see a polar bear with specs

Do they wear contact lenses?


#7583

Welcome to LP.
Too much izz happening to make any sense.

Maybe tomorrow.

Best dreams,
Soo xx


#7584

Gin, Soo

I have been Slumped & Flumped all day

Haven’t even put the Nat boxes away

Carinthia.xx


#7585

Maybe slumped and flumped is fine, Carinthia?
Our family members have events of significance to address, this year. All of our family seems to want to know how we’ll fit into their plans.
Best dreams, Cellarites.
Soo xx