Gin, Soo
I’m sure you need it …
I was summoned next door at 8-30pm for ‘Kreislauftropfen’
I can drink a glass or 2 of Fizz at any time of the day or night
The rain has stopped & tomorrow should be fine, after a very cold night tonight
The Moon looks Beeeeyooooooutiful
I am sneezing for England & Austria too
There may be Cold Sossinges tomorrow
Just sayin’
Carinthia.xx
Neonicotinides, dearie? I like results too…
Mwah xx
Everything except the sneezing was music to a Cellarly ear, dere Chatelaine
Luggage
Gxxx
fukkit. Huggage
Ooofity. Bluddy cats. Bluddy flatulent & presumptuous -and sharp, let’s not overlook the claw angle - bluddy cats.
Let joy be unconfined, for it is a Bank Holiday Monday and water will fall from the sky. For thus it is written in the Book of Sod. Along with all kinds of other safe predictions. The Plague of Accountants is up some time soon, fr’instance. And the initials of the beasts are AAKPMGEYDT ono.
Ooofity, as previously remarked. And mornin’ all, me darlings
Gxxx
Meep.
Soo xx
I’ve had colds like that, but it seems like a fairly extreme solution.
Meanwhlie, Proper English Wevver continues, hurrah. I like having a choice about whether to open me window when I wake up.
Staggers in from shopping
Looks around
Finds gin lake
Subsides onto hammock with a nice long straw…
The gin lake is spreading! Local pub now has a gin menu.
Plots flying broomstick to the FishlySparrer’s gaff
Good evening, Cellarites.
As a dodger of dodgy pesticides, I am happy to embrace an afterlife of my choosing:
Desperately tired, as I am, for reasons too boring to list, I bid thee a good night.
Soo xx
Now that is wot I call practical, dere Sparrer.
Not the easiest to nestle under one’s garter,but worth the extra effort, I feel
File under - bad boy.
I drove home yesterday & noticed a very large yellow notice on the windscreen of a neighbour’s car. It said “THIS CAR IS NOT TAXED”.
Further investigation showed a very large metal triangle attached to his off-side front wheel.
To be honest it’s more effective than a public service advert.
I’m making door-step smoked bacon butties if anyone is interested.
If yer doorstep is smoking perhaps you have too many visitors?
Morning folk
I am currently being loved by a Bengal boy
Am I the only one who hears that in a Noël Coward voice?
Not any more you’re not!
Snorkity splutter. The Coward voice has morphed into an earworm of I wonder what happened to him
This is a Good Thing, on the whole 
Indian Army officers can read… a bit…
