So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Ah yes. One of the constituents of The Brew of Doom and Destruction I helped concoct at a party long ago. Dropping like flies, they woz…
[Reminiscent grinnity]
Can’t recall what else went into it except vodka, but it was a very pretty green. As were many of the guesties

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Research is indicated!

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Yoo-hoo, Cellarites.
Just checking in to report a return of a bee to a hive, safe and sound (though mebbe not of mind…). The Wedding wozza blast. Very Hard Work Indeed, but we are on the other side of that, now. So much to tell you, so much to redact.
Happy bee, me. Thank you for all good wishes and kind thoughts. I genuinely had no time to go on-line as I wozz juggling too many plates. Mr Soo wozza star.
Gin?
Soo xx

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The Chatelaine’s Magic wozz Hugely Admired.
Soo xx

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Proffers an Litre Bottle of Gin fer Our Bee

Preens abit

Carinthia.xx

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Oh Soo it seems you had a great time

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Huzzah! And thrice Huzzah!, Bee dere.
It having been A Blast lies in no small measure at your door.
No small measures tonight forra Bee. Put the feet up and sozzle merrily.o

Did the sidearm come in to play? ;- )

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Rah forra Bee!

:champagne:

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Now aren’t you glad I snuck that bottle out for you?

image

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Preen alot, Carinthia. You’ll be delighted with the pics and the very positive comments that were passed regarding your work. Mwah! Itizz a very sad thing that I have only two sprogs to marry off.

Yay fer snuck-out bottles, joe!
Kwoff.

Soo xx

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It wozz close, Gus. And wozz kept so, fer family unity.
Soo xx

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Nothing like a loaded staple gun for fostering family feeling. AttaBee!

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I would have said “for keeping a family together”. (Screwing your pelvis to a cake stand is extra.)

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Immoderate shrieks of mirth - my poor neighbours… You, Hedgers, is One Bad Sparrer.

it’s (partly) why we luvs yer

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I don’t understand this. No surprise, really.
Wedding reports may follow, but tomorrow we’ll be collecting…
The Poodle! From the Dog sitter.
Yay!
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx

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The Piranha Brothers, Soo dere. An inspiration to us all.

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode14.htm#5

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Whaddya mean ‘may follow’ ?

They had Bluddy better follow …

You’ve ovviously not had enuff Gin today, Dere :honeybee:

Carinthia.xx

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An inspiration to me & mine.

Our new headmaster was promptly nicknames “Dinsdale” or “DP”, a name whicb stuck till his retirement. When in my final year, as Head Boy (yep, really) someone had put graffiti claiming “DP is a ****” he instructed me to investigate who had done it & suggested I start by noting all the boys with initials DP and eliminate the unlikely ones.

Speaking to another teacher and telling him this he said “well, it’s up to you. I’m certainly not telling him”.

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A cold grey day, lovely flying wevver.

Also lovely staying in the nest wiv Breakfast Gin wevver.

yardarm

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Bacon butties are on the table and beside the nest

I am trying to work out how the wee sparrer got gin bottles to bend into a neat nest while keeping the bottles intact and full of gin

Splendid engineering I think and envy

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