Fizzy custard is a sign that you’re not eating it fast enough, and it’s Gorn Orf. You therefore do not deserve custard, and the next lot should be given to That Fish instead.
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Quite. Enthusiastic glopping of custard is a Good Thing, on the whole.
Unlike fizzy, which does not Belong.
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The bull thought custard only came in tins if you wanted good stuff
He was taught about proper custard and my views on the tinned muck
He now loves a vanilla custard a la me having learned how little effort I find it
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How are you with tuna, Dahlink? Just idle curiosity…
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Gus
I once had a dinner party guest who drank advocaat and cola
It looked like a glass of vomit
I stuck with gin
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That ‘once’ does you credit, Twellsy dere.
Now avail yerself of hot half’uns to fight the wee beasties that live in the lungs and to ensure sound sleep.
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Brings memories of ISIHAC:
Colonnade a fizzy enema
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immoderate snorting in the GusHut.
There’s a Fread for that kind of fing, joe dear. Or should I say ‘tube’?
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Well yes, but since this wasn’t one of our own, I didn’t think it right to appropriate it.
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of course: I only wanted a pretext for a feeble ‘tube’ comment.
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Gus
Tinned tunny fish is fine in its space
As LONG as it is line caught and dollfling friendly
Dollflings are luvverly smiley critturs who escort the Kerry ferry frequently
There was a dolphin phone in the Shannon estuary as an experiment to try communicating directly with the happy aquatic beasties
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Never trust a dolphin. It’s that smile. They’re Up to Sunnink.
yardarm
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I could tell of a diving friend of mine who met an over friendly dolphin on a dive
But I would not insult genteel readers with indelicate tales
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Never trust anything with a prehensile todger, Twellsy.
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Trust, no.
Envy…?
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behave
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Apparently dolphin male juveniles have the appropriately sized wedding tackle to give a female diver a nasty shock
And the beasts are strong and hang on tight!
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‘My Friend, Flipper’?
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They are not particularly discriminating about the femaleness of the diver, either.
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Yerrrrssss
And you can’t even get the buggas to court for rape!
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