So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Oooo Joe

I do not bleed either so I eat rat poison

Things need sorting for you and if they ain’t working hard enough for you then I might put the fear of all that is holy into them

I am good at it you know…

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“I dunno, but if you want to find out, I suggest you bring some friends.”

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You know, joe, that comes as something of a relief… and I was struggling to come up with any therapeutic rationale for the direction in which my thoughts were tending. No. Don’t ask. Really

Please can you stage a dramatic recovery overnight? Six days in there and counting is a bit too much of a bad thing. imo.

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What is good for The Dooms? 'Cos I is having an attack ovvem.
meep

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Share an Slammer with me , or whatever you would like to drink ?

I have some good news about an Austrian friend of mine, & Drink should be taken

Have a Hug too

Carinthia.xx

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Slammer and a hug are splendid medicine. Glass being raised to your good news aus Oesterreich
Mwah, Dahlink
Gxxx

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A good book. A good fillum. A short nap.

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Drinkies before, during & after, Dunnock ?

Carinthia.xx

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Maybe. Depends on the mood, and the drinkies. If I’m low, a good solid dark ale/porter/etc. rather than something lighter or a gin.

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I should really be drinking Champagne, which I love, but I haven’t got any, so it will have to be either Whaite Waine or Vodka

Gin used to make a friend cry, if taken when in a low mood

Carinthia.xx

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I thought gin was suitable at all times

But I is a hignorant old bag

Good news is wonderful

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I am very glad about the good news, Carinthia. Slammers?

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(Though in fact I am going to bed…)

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That would be wonderful, Fishy

Carinthia.xx

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I have a bucket of water handy.

At All Times.

Just so’s you know.

And where is our Hospital Correspondent, eh? Tripping happily on prescription medicines and not biting the other patients would be good. Being fit to be sprung would be a damn sight better, mind.

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Hopefully our Orsepiddle Correspondent is asweep,or at least, as you say, ‘merrily away’…

Carinthia.xx

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You put it so delicately and me to shame, Dere.
But not biting is good, yes? Except if experimenting with rabid people, when presumably one would want them to be bitey at times.

Gus! To your cage! And no biscuits

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A touch of a Night Porter sounds ideal. Something deep and smoky.
Gluggity imaginings.

glurp

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Your ‘orse piddle correspondent is up bright and early to report:

Bored…

Bored, bored, bored…

Bored, bored, bored…

Bored, bored, bored…

Bored, bored, bored…

Do I need to go on?

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Last night’s stoo was accompanied by this local brew:

Joe, let’s at least see if we can shift that to

Bored, bored, bored, sparrer!, bored, bored.

yardarm

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