Agreed about what should be done to food fascists
Though I would give the pigs a good indigestion cure
Right back to my sewing
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I think I’m immune…
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Greetings from Sneeze Central where all sense of smell & taste has departed
Well, all sense, really…
Carinthia.xx
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Curses, Dahlink.
Gxxx
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And when the sun went down in the West
Carinthia rose and said,
“What little sense I once possessed
Has quite gone out of my head.”
You had better learn to play a pipe with silvery squeaks, and then all will be well, or at least Canonical.
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Fits “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”, that.
Felt I should tell you. As you were.
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Another song I’ve never heard of. Clearly I had a Deprived Childhood.
Everybody pauses and stares at me
The vault is kevlar-lined as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe
But my one plan for Globo Bank is as plain as it can be
Wot you want for kevlar
Is a nice sharp beak
Me nice sharp beak,
See me nice sharp beak!
See, if I can only
Use me nice sharp beak,
Then I can tell you
“Load the trolleys.”
It seems so long since I could say,
“Cheese it Jenny, get the motor running!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
Without the cameras humming.
(Fzzt, fzzt, fzzt, fzzzzzzzt)
Wot you want for kevlar
Is me nice sharp beak,
Me nice sharp beak,
See me nice sharp beak.
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Chapeau, M. le Moineau!
PS: unfamiliarity with the song referenced above is not an indicator of deprivation; rather the reverse, in fact.
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So…it seems that you’re all completely bonkers (even the Chatelaine has taken leave of her senses) and joe has been bled dry.
That Poodle has left the hive, accompanied by her hangers-on. Mr Bee and I are completely knackerated, but happy that Christmas wasn’t as shitey azzit may have been and glad that we haven’t been struck down by one of the many ghastly viruses ‘on special’ this year. Pore Carinthia and pore joe for the horribleness ovvit all.
I have poured myself a large, cold Sauvignon Blanc and have plenty to share.
Soo xx
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Holds out glass
Denim has etten a sewing machine needle
Luckily I have denim needles one of which is now in my wee machine awaiting exercise on a godet
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There you go, Twellsy. It should stop you being so industrious and shaming yer bee.
Soo xx
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But I is having fun so it’s not industry
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I know, Twellsy. I admire your enthusiasm - I izza a bit wrung-oot, tbh. Top you up?
Soo xx
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Yes please
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Ad infinitum - well, for tonight, anyhoo.
Soo xx
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Twellsy, I thought for a moment there you said ‘godlet’.
Phew.
Brocade is an anagram of barcode, by the way.
Wine, Soo, please. I think I am having An Emergency.
Delete ‘having’. Ed.
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Me too, Soo
If you please
Carinthia.xx
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When an ironing board becomes impossible to put up without severe leg-wobble, it becomes an ex-ironing-board.
I have been instructed to tell you that for Christmas, Hedgers bought me a new (even larger) ironing board, this one with parallel sides instead of a sort of very long oval.
It wouldn’t have fitted into the Mini at all, so it is just as well it came home in Glorious Škoda…
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Also, in case That Fish ever needs grounds for divorce…
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