Welcome Hearthrug!
I’ll leave the makings of summat medicinal on the table—don’t want to get too close in case I trigger any allergies.
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Have slept for an hour,& will prolly, hopefully, sleep some more
I took a spare pare of Shoesies but didn’t change them
Slammers, anyone ?
Carinthia.xx
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Or, indeed, slippers…
Oh gwan then, Dahlink. Don’t mind if I do (which has always seemed to me a slightly daft phrase, but wotthehell)
Gxxx
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Oh, good thought!
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Was that hearthrug in here ?
I am in need of a footrest after a day of baking
Rum and pineapple cake bread mince and onion pies and a simple Vicky sponge
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and not a comma in the house.
Hoping that “bread mince and onion pies” might turn out to be the basis for a stuffing…
ODFOG covers it nicely, don’t you think?
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Gus dear heart
I can’t see the comma button on my phone and I have phat phingers so I just does my best
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Home safe ‘n’ orf to me nest.
[flumpity]
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Twellsy, there is sometimes the overpowering need to be a complete arse.
Yrs, buttockly
Gxxx
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They’re not wrong about 14th Feb
Birds screaming wingover obscenities at one anuvver at the top of veir fevvery little lungs
Still. A spot of ombra mai fu is doing sterling service to drown 'em out.
Counter-irritant? Nah, just a countertenor.
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Lots of luvverly fog (can’t even see as far as the main road) so the birds are mostly staying quiet in case something goes (swoop) (gronf) (swoffle).
yardarm
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May I tell of a wonderful gift I got today?
I am now the proud owner of a full bottle of Gunpowder gin
I am a happy old bat
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The fog has burned off a bit and the crows are making the most of it. (They usually hide from the Grate Big Birds.)
Need any help wiv that gin, Twellsy?
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Well I can’t get the seal round the top open to see if it has gone off dear sparrer
I can offer a bacon butty and a brace of glasses with a slice of lime and a bottle of fevertree to anyone helping with this seal
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[enthusiastic peckity]
Grate Big Birds are about now.
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Where? I knew I should have gone to Specsavers.
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I am not, as you know, a gin fan, but that sounds triffic, Twellies.
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Just don’t get it mixed up with the recipes on the “education” thread…
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Went to crafty group today and had fun cheering up a birthday boy with a cake with actual rum in it
He was thrilled and I found candles that have different coloured flames for different coloured candles
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Hearthrug dear thing
I have yet to see a polar bear with specs
Do they wear contact lenses?
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