So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Tsk. Feeling your usual cheerful self, then? Full of the milk of human kindness?

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That’s the one;- )

In my own defence, yer Fishness, they were emitting 'orrible piercing shrieks. But it was all right in the end: one of them hurt itself and they were recaptured by their owners.

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All’s well that ends well, then. Phew.

Would you care for a small snifter of something?

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Please. A small formaldehyde, I think…

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Oh dear. Some strychnine for the Dean…

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Snorkity Snork, Gus

I have been for a walk around the block in an attempt to clear my head, so an Medicinal Summat would be most welcome

Carinthia.xx

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And I am about to totter up the road to the formaldehyde merchant.
Fish, what do you fancy?

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Let’s all have slammers?

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An excellent idea

Carinthia.xx

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May I have gin instead of slammers?

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How do you manage at church C ??

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I sit & bow my head

We actually have padded kneelers & I do try, gingerly, but since the problem with my feet I am reluctant to get stuck

Carinthia.xx

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Many, many years ago I went in a pub on Wicklow St. on a bit of a pub crawl in that Black-pool, RoI. I noted they had Murphy’s not Guiness & so asked for a pint of that. The kindly barman asked if I’d been drinking Guiness. “Yes, a couple” … “,Then you won’t be wanting Murphy’s " … " But I like it, maybe even prefer it !”.

“But you mustn’t mix them … the result is … shall we say “severe pebbledashing” of the porcelain in the morning !”

Bless him.

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The joys of aging past one’s twenties are overrated

I am certain that we are tottering on till well beyond our use by date

Either that or AMA Nature has a warped sense of humour

As you may guess I am in a modicum of pain with sciatica

I hope that the new pillow I got today helps me to lie in a less sore position

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And my phone put the extra A in my last post

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Hence my formaldehyde, dahlink

Pore bluddy Twellers. That is Not Fun At All, and I do hope you can find a comfortable position forra bit of sleep.

Gentle huggage to all those feeling a bit less than right and/or with Unreliable Knees. Sitting and bowing the head has to be acceptable: who made the knees but He?
Gxxx

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3 different Pillocks do duty at Carinthia Towers

Carinthia.xx

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Back from Darkest Cambridgeshire (at least as far as mobile phone signal is concerned).

Orf to me nest.

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I’m orff to me cell.
Best dreams and wishes for pain-free times ahead from yer bee,
The Fish Quay may happen, tomorrow. Local gels may visit to be entertained, It could be a Good Day and I wish you all something like this. Should you want it.
Soo xx

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Do say hello to the Fish Wives from me, Soo

Gin is available

I have taken me 6 tablets

Carinthia.xx

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