So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

A pint of iced elderflower cordial with vodka in it sounds nice . . .

<parrot>nearly as nice as a pint of iced vodka with elderflower cordial in it</parrot>

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These fish just don’t understand the travails of the fevvery in hot wevver.

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Ooo it’s Hercule

Titi is preening like mad

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Hi, BG and Hercule. Wotta luvverly surprise!

Soo xx

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Just checked our weather station

It was up to 36.9 in the shade

Thass bluddy 'ot in any language

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Just looked at the earlier data

38.2 at 1225

Your glowing western cellarite

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I have a skirt in the Grey/Red/Black/,White version of that fabric, Twellsy!

BG & Hercule . How lovely to see you .

Mwah

Hope that the Gusly back has improved.

Liberates Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

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Wot does our chatelaine think of my hat on the beach?

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I almost fell over, Twellsy…

Carinthia.xx

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Gus says, Gardening is Outside Housework, and to hell with it.

She was attacked by a tree while trying to pull up a bramble.

When it was no better this morning she very properly rang 111 and got a paramedic to visit, and he told her to go in to a hospital. She has been there all day.

As far as she knows (she has not officially been told, but she has overheard) she has fractured her fourth thoracic vertebra, and they may decide she has to be in a brace, in which case they will keep her in overnight. If not they will let her out, I hope with plenty of high-quality analgesia, and I will go and fetch her – and feed her, because she is hollow inside for lack of feeding during the day – and bring her back here for a few days in a place where she doesn’t have to climb stairs because bed, food, shower and loo are all on the same floor.

And now I shall go and make said bed, because the collecting will be tomorrow if not tonight so I might as well get it ready.

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Please be so kind as to give her my very best and pass on good wishes from Lady Susan as well, as we were both thinking of her today.

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And very best wishes from me, too. You are a Kind and Caring Fish, to be sure.
Soo xx

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Bed is made.

Also Bah, humbug. 'Tisn’t kind; I just like being able to look at my face in the mirror of a morning and not wince.

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Bah Humbug my Here’s

It IS kind, & we thank you for it

I’d better have a Pernod Anna Ponder

Anyone else?

Carinthia.xx

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I’ll have a G&t, thank you. Oh, I already have one.
Cheers!
Soo xx

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I’m now taking a Minnow End to bed, because they are not letting Gus out tonight. The bed being made up will do no harm, I feel, and everything else now waits until morning.

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[flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] Guswards wiv the Emergency Gin Bowser.

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Poor Gus

But it’s good that she will be nursed by a kind dear Fishy and a generous sweet hardworking wee birdie

It’s hard work keeping the cellar well stocked with gin and vodka and beer

I will just put this nourishing platter of bacon butties in the en sweet for a pore wee birdie to keep its strength up

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[flapflapflappityflappityflappity]

[peckitypeckitypeckitypeckitypeckity]

[erpity]

Ah, that’s better.

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I think I had better call a

yardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm


while That Bird is busy being flappity and peckity.

No word from Gus yet today.

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