# So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [3 April 2017 22:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177 "2017-04-03T22:10:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2017 23:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/21 "2017-04-04T23:58:15Z")

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Did you ever try frisbee? I had one of those to play with at one point because a dog of our acquaintance liked it, and found it surprisingly easy.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 00:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/22 "2017-04-05T00:02:07Z")

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Good God no, FantaFish

I was the one holding the coats, or making the cricket teas

Mind you, to the delight of the neighbourhood, I must say, I used to practise catching catching the shopping as my OH threw it to me from the back of the car…

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 20:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/23 "2017-04-05T20:35:40Z")

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I htink I probably ought to call a

**yardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm!**

at some point, and possibly work out how this board makes lettering larger…

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/24 "2017-04-05T21:02:45Z")

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Is there any Raspberry Vodka?

Please

It has been a bitovvan 48 hours, & I need a Drink

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/25 "2017-04-05T21:03:41Z")

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Plenty. Just say when…

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/26 "2017-04-05T21:06:30Z")

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Right now please, FantaFish

Am working out the best time to mention the 2 Nuns & the 2 ‘Floating Monsignors’, or should that be Monsignori ?

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/27 "2017-04-05T21:17:40Z")

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I think you ought to take us all out of our suspenders…

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/28 "2017-04-05T21:18:25Z")

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If da Monsignor is floating, that means not enough concrete in his boots, si?

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**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/29 "2017-04-05T21:21:08Z")

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For one horrible moment I read it as _Blue_ Nun and thought I’d strayed on to the culinary perverts’ page.

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 21:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/30 "2017-04-05T21:31:05Z")

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There must be people who liked it, or it wouldn’t have sold so well. Personally I always attributed that to the average drinker’s inability to ask for Liebfraumilch in an English offie; once the places had thought of self-service and put both wines out where customers could simply pick them up and take them to the counter, sales of Blue Nun declined, relatively.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2017 22:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/31 "2017-04-05T22:03:16Z")

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It was sweet, & light, & it was wine (!) for those who hadn’t been used to such things

When I was a child, (I am 58), it (wine) used to be referred to as ‘Dinner Wine’ by many people

As opposed to ‘Breakfast Wine’, I suppose…

Anyhoo  
Monday evening saw me at a meeting about the future of the Catholic Church in Chesterfield , which went on for 2.5 hours

There were 130 ovvus there, & I was seated at a table of 12, which included the 2 Nuns present . I was asked to be Scribe & Spokesperson for our table

Sisters Catherine, & Jacinta. I have known Sister Catherine for 48 years, & Sister Jacinta for, I think 40 years.  
Anyhoo, these were the first 2 Nuns I introduced to my Late Husband, many years ago, at what used to be called our ‘Sale of Work’\*

\*It has seen many name changes since then , from Bazaar, to Christmas Fair , but was the main Fundraiser for the year

Late Husband was CofE, & took a long time to recover from 2 Nuns running competing Tombolas…

Don’t tell me

That should be Tombolae… 😉

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 22:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/32 "2017-04-05T22:08:31Z")

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Polite snork…

Yes, but what about the 2 Floating Monsignors, or possibly Monsignori?

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 22:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/33 "2017-04-05T22:16:05Z")

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They are, apparently only in Temporary Residence, FantaFish . They are supposed to be supporting us during the current shortage of Priests, but no-one has any idea of how long they’ll stay

I did wonder if they were going to be deployed like the CofE used ‘Flying Bishops’, & I thought that ‘Floating Monsignori’ sounded reasonably good

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 22:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/34 "2017-04-05T22:28:39Z")

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Monsignori sound awf’ly important to be locums!

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 22:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/35 "2017-04-05T22:44:23Z")

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Very exotic … I’m seeing dark, slim accented Romans with particularly designerish birettas!

Please don’t say they’re more like Father Brown’s homely brother 😉

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 23:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/36 "2017-04-05T23:08:22Z")

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They float better without concrete shoesies. Maybe I’m taking an unduly Sicilian view of things.  
Nun Wars over the tombolas - yessss,

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 23:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/37 "2017-04-05T23:27:40Z")

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I wish, Marjorie …  
1 is 69, & the other 74 & they were in their Boring Black Canonicals, rather than the rather fetching Frocks wiv Purple & Red Silk Sashes/Trim

The 74 year old has a wicked sense of humour though…

They appear to have copped for all, if not most of the Sick-Visiting & have to take their turn with our other 2 Priests on the 24 hour Rota ( sans Roy), & do the call-outs/calls-out

I’m really very fond of Headgear, but not sure that a Biretta would suit me

Red does, though… 😉

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 23:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/38 "2017-04-05T23:40:14Z")

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[quote=“Carinthia, post:31, topic:177, full:true”]Don’t tell me

That should be Tombolae… 😉 [/quote]Werl, it’s an Italian word, so prolly “tombole”.

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 23:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/39 "2017-04-05T23:46:31Z")

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Yer see, I was thinking of Mr C & ‘Proper Latin’ - none of yer Church Latin Rubbish fer him…

Our Former Parish Priest, now exceedingly reTired Parish Priest used to love Discussing/Arguing about the differences, with Mr C

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [5 April 2017 23:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-take-refuge-in-the-cellar/177/40 "2017-04-05T23:48:34Z")

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A Beretta - note spelling, like Magrat’s mum should’ve - would suit _me_ very well.

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