So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

[Gus]

Gnurse 'em with pies, Twellsy. Build 'em up, like.

[soobee]

Gus.
Soo xx

[HedgeSparrow]

Here’s a challenge for you, Gus… rotating cylinders and the possibility of global causality violation. (Always goes down a bomb at SF story title charades, that one.)

Orright, a bit more seriously: hopes for the new year being a bit less carp than the old.

[Gus]

Likewise, dere Soo
G xxx

[Gus]

Thank you, dere Hedgers. on both fronts.

< chews pen despairingly >

[Gus]

Hokay, then. Not one, but two, but they are very tiny.

Causality should be inviolate
But they also do it in pink.
Are those cylinders rotating?
Have I had too much to drink?
Set a challengle like that for a Tipler -
You just didn’t stop to think.
I’m uncertain as to the causality
Of the elephant* in the room
But it brings degree of vitality
To lighten the year-end gloom.

*pink, natch

No? Then how about

For a cylinder rotatory
That’s also celebratory
A barrel’s yer man to roll out
Its benevolent causality
Takes the edges off reality
And Tipler, mate - I reckon it’s your shout.

[3Wells]

Nice one Gus

Gnow who gneeds the bejaysus fluid system of gnursing?

[Fanta]

Strewth, Gus!

[Gus]

sozzers (but not sozzled)

[HedgeSparrow]

Happy tseeping, and extry gin for them as has the good taste to like the stuff.

[soobee]

I’ll take mine up the stairs, Hedgers. Having staggered down them, less than an hour ago, I must scale their dizzy heights again.
All the Very Best for 2018, Cellarites!
Soo xx

[3Wells]

Happy New Year to all cellerati

[HedgeSparrow]

Happy New Year, all.

[JustJanie]

Likewise - though it’s still 2017 here. Cheers, all!

[Gus]

All the best for 2018, Cellarites.

[Carinthia]

Am home, after a very delicious meal in good company

Had Champagne poured down me skirt though

Sigh

Wishing everyone an stonkingly good 2018

Carinthia.xx

[joe]

Happy New Year all!

[3Wells]

Bacon butties and loaf of bread on the table

The ceilidh band is tuning up

Complete with a brace of Lambeg drummers

And a pipe band

[HedgeSparrow]

Can you ask them to be a bit quiet, Twellsy? No, I’ve never met a ceilidh band that could do “quiet”.

yardarm

[Gus]

@Carinthia

Champagne poured down me skirt

‘For “skirt” read “neck” throughout’?
No? Well, as long as some of it found its way to the right place, Chatelaine dere