It’s the germs and bite…
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Fisher’s not to blame.
Soo xx
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Be careful, or I shall have at you with my Smith’s Knoll automatic.
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I think Rockall of that, Matey!
I must retire, Malined.
Soo xx
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Faroes enough, you poor Sole.
owowowownostoppit.
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I was at the sales in M &S and I was so Fast I Netted a load of stuff including nice boots…
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If no one has any other suggestions, maybe we should Finisterre
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Is it Forecast safe to Post here ?
No Internetty for hours, &, even now, I could open the door & shout more quickly
Hey Ho
Collected Dowel Rods from the woodyard this afternoon - they are 2400mm long,so I had to be careful how I stowed them in the vehicule
I then went to Dunelm for 2 items but was seduced by their Sale & ended up buying 31 items in total
An Restorative Summat is needed, methinks
Carinthia.xx
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You seem to have taken seduction to most satisfactory levels, Carinthia 
Good Lass!
I couldn’t be tempted by anything, right now, which is why I’m largely quiet. Can’t last forever.
Sweet dreams, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Soo
They had Christmassy Hand-towels in the Sale for a pound each, so that’s the younger childer sorted for next year
Do have an Medicinal Gin, or 3
Carinthia.xx
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OK, so that’s maybe four or five of the 29 ‘accidental’ (yes, I am sure you would prefer me to call them ‘serendipitous’ and ‘canny’, dere) purchases accounted for. But you can’t throw dust in my eyes, dahlink. What have you been and gone and done?
Gxxx
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I would love to get a picture of the Pyramid at dawn, but I’d have to be up at dawn, and I’ve always said the early bird gets the fox.
G’night all.
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Well here’s a dawn, an evening and a daytime one. You can sleep in as long as you like now.
Nighty night.
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There were 4 designs, & I bought 2 of each
I also got boring stuff like zipped Pillock protectors, wot Dunelm do so well
I can’t put a Pillock case straight on to the Pillock - they have to have a plain white case underneath
Ecloths fer me, anna Serving Platter as a present
The list goes on…
You go Tsweep, Dunnock, & don’t worry yerself about dawn
Good Grief, I’m sure you have seen enuff
Carinthia.xx
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We’re the Cellar Pillock Preservation Society…
Itis a bit late now for many of mine, it must be said. When I move, though, I promise to be up to my oxters in zipped Pillocky things. Gxxx
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Call vat a pyramid? It’s a load of frustums, loosely heaped, wiv a pointy bit on top. You’ll be telling me they only have Kilners in there, not canopics, next. Pah. Shoddy, I calls it. Although pretty wiv the light behind it.
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I had the Fevver Pillocks refurbished some years ago, as my lot liked them , & use at least 3 different Pillocks meself, depending on how my neck is behaving, so they all have to be lined up & ready fer use
Am drinking Wine now, after all the excitement…
Carinthia.xx
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DRINKING WINE. DRINKING WINE IS NICE.
There are them as will get the outbreak of ‘shouting’ and them as won’t. I do hope your screen readers didnt STARTLE you at all, mind.
x
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It passes the test of pyramids the World over … if you lift it up and put yer razors under it they sharpen automatically.
The proof is to be seen in sales of razor blades in Cheadle, Bramhall, Bredbury, and Romiley in the past 10 years … zero. Nada, nil, zilch, dim, f’call.
Shoreditch tried this with a fake pyramid and just look at the beards, even the wimmin … which does show a strong belief in equality if nothing else.
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Mwah! Armers dahlink. Best not to contemplate Shoreditch, I always find.
The glossiness of some of those beards bothers me. I mean I know about moustache wax and knew where to source it before facial hair became so much of a fashion once again (no, not for me, although having one’s eye prised open with a mucky wee finger in strong early morning light to joyous cries of ‘Mummy has moustache!*’ did make me explore all options) but - beard oil? Beard conditioner? Glosser? Are there stables where they go to be groomed and turned out at their best? And what, oh what, would be in the buggers’ nosebags while they were waiting, eh?
*I still don’t, as far as my failing sight can determine. Others here might have a more clear-sighted and impartial view on that. But it doesn’t need waxing, that’s the main thing.
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