So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

KLAXON-ish NOISE

It would appear that that Twellsy has been Sprung

< nails “Welcome back, no sequins, no swinging, no swimming” banner hastily opposite the entrance, hides trampoline >

That calls for celebratory medicinals all round, I reckon.

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Just soldier on the best you can, Joe, and warm the blurry wevver up for us.

And mind they chickens.

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Absolutely, Gus.
Twellsy - when you see this, I am amazed and gladdened by your springage in equal measure.
Soo xx

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They chickens is well able to mind themselves, I’ve discovered! The Crettyard Crew are getting more adventurous by the day. They’s big buggas, too…

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It doesn’t help at all, seeing that I bought it locally at the higher price.

(mutter)

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Headline in the Express? I don’t know, but I expect it’s something along the lines of

ARCTIC BLAST SET TO HIT UK



with another somewhere about house prices going to rock bottom as a result.
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Got a fancy load of drug juggling and am being summonsed by the neurologist in a week or so

Now lemme at the gin lake…

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Oh - just by the by, the Crettyard Crew arrived (from Crettyard, obv.) in October. Not a sniff of an egg to date, as is quite usual when they’re relocated. I wonder how Josh thought nicking Neil’s was going to help alleviate the immediate supply problem of “Upper Class Eggs”?

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…Last minute pre-Brexit immigration to blame.

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I think that would be a political matter, Joe.

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OUTRAGEOUS ARCTIC BLAST SET TO HIT UK
May do.
I’m glad that you have been properly assessed, Twellsy. Very.

Soo xx

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We got a pedalo in special.

You can get into a lot of trouble on a pedalo.

Even wivout the gin.

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Don’t encourage her, Dunnock …

I have sent her a Package of Things to Keep Her Occupied Whilst Trying to be Good…

Carinthia.xx

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Oooooo

What why where dear one?
I am going to be aboard my dolphin shaped pedalo with a straw in the gin lake

Or on my hammock by the range

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No Hammocks

Not telling you- you’ll have to wait for the Postie

Carinthia.xx

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I am not good at waiting

But I will try to be good even if it kills me

The thing I am best at is being naughty and a bit of a menace like Dennis

Yon bull got me this weeks book of the week to try and amuse me too so I am spoiled

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Perfect dear wee birdie

I hope you can perch on my sun hat and enjoy the peace of the gin lake

I find it a tonic

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Ah, well. Back to what passes for normal.
Sweet dreams, all.
Soo xx

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Gin Soo

You needs Gin

Carinthia.xx

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