That was good timing!
Apologies for the interruption in service - thought that I had broken The Internetty again
Frankly, it would have been easier to open the door & shout
Brown Soda with Butter, please, if thereās any left
Another BM would go down very nicely
Ancient Aunt & Uncle used to cause confusion in certain Hotels by asking for Brown Toast
Azzin Brown Bread, Toastedā¦
I will Flump after FāDave returns the car, & I have taxed it
Iāll prolly keel over after all that
Carinthia.xx
Joe, have you seen Zero Hour! (1957)? Itās the film from which Airplane! got its structureā¦ and some of its funniest lines, though in the original they werenāt funny.
Missed that one; is it worth a YouTube search? (Have just treated myself to the DVD of Airplane so the comparison might be entertainingā¦)
My pleasure! The great thing about soda bread, of course, is that it can be pretty much made on demand.
Wonderful stuff
My Spinster Aunt made the best white soda , & my Uncleās Wife the best brown
Carinthia.xx
I think that was the āturkey hamā Joe.
Iāll be honest I dont āgetā meat substitutes. Eat the effinā stuff, or donāt, but donāt pretend !
Actually, I think youāll find thatās the TA producersā mission statement
And if it is āsausageā meat made with soya and used to make a stew, I will be very ill.
I rather enjoyed it, but I like overblown 1950s drama.
That what you get for upsetting our wee Beeā¦
Ah. Other Soo, now I get you. Shame. Is it Spring making him particularly peppery?
Muffled Snork !
Have got the car back, & taxed it over the Telephonic Device
Iāll go to the Post office with the Sympathy Cards wot I wrote whilst I was waiting
Carinthia.xx
Partly that, but I think the real problem is that heās been a bit jumpy after the dog attack - understandably. Then of course heās seen us apparently attacking Jules twice a day. The irony is that this is the first day sheās not being grabbed and dosed.
It wasnāt anything serious, anyway - just a warning peck. The trouble is theyāre not particularly discriminating about where their sharp bits go, so better to get the precautionary jab. It was overdue anyway, and the occasional peck or scratch pretty much goes with the territory.
Met a small spider in the garden.
(WARNING to the spiderphobic.)
Ooooof
Flump!
I am exhausted
I got thon Bull to take me shopping
He offers a trip to the big city to see what is on offer there in larger stores
I now have a pretty sewing basket from Aldi along with a rotary cutting tool
And a set of 4 straight knitting looms (at less than half price) along with pom-pom wool
And a range of posh salad veg and most importantly soda farls for sossige and negg butties to keep me happy
After all a girl needs to remember her youth and a decent brekker a la peelerās canteen
Try eating a sossige and egg fried soda farl without messing up your uniformā¦
Itās called self-promotion, dahlink
Goodness yes, I hadnāt thought of that. Hope Jules is well on the way to full recovery.
Mrs B. Cat seems to be pretty much the ticket, although she is a bit discombobulated by the heat. If you are a black cat and you will go to sleep in a sunny spotā¦ heaved herself in through the flap and did her Dead Cat Flumph onto a cool bit of wood floor, looking truly pathetic (for about five minutes)
Prompted by Cellarite industry I now have a batch of brat-bread under construction. I had forgotten, and it was pretty much promised for this weekend: thank you, folks.
I think I am in luuuurve
Fever tree have introduced a tonic with angostura in it
It is more than wonderful
Pink gin anyone?
Oh, go on then; but a slice of lime rather than cat biscuits, please.
Hereās mud in your eye, as they say (gawd knows why)
OOoooh.
(Not that I would be wivout me bottle of Angostura anyway, of course.)