So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

Ladyhawke. Just because.

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Glad to hear everyone’s OK - I was beginning to worry.

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Um. From a position of complete ignorance, I would have to toss a coin. But there’s a better way to decide this - Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Tsk tsk

I suggest a quaffing competition to decide Gus

Much more fun for all

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That would work better if we had not both gone to bed…

Goodnight all.

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True, one cannot quaff while horizontal. Thattiz how, or at least why, drips were invented. By medical students, I imagine…

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Yeah, if you go lying under the tap, it keeps moving at you.

Home zafe and orfz to me nezt. :zzz:

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I have just asked for an 'Normous Slammer on the Spinach Fred…

Smiles Loudly…

Carinthia.xx

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And one has been proffered you on there. I am increasingly confident that The Wasp In The Case was a theoretical stripy little git, not an actual and recent offender. Phew
Gus xxx

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An previous story, Gus

Am ok, promise
Carinthia.xxx

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zz snerk wha? Oh right, it’s my turn on Early Bird.

Oi, worms, c’mere and be et.

No? Right, back to me gin ‘n’ seed then.

yardarm

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Morning all

Butties of the bacon and hot loaves on the table

A platter for a tired wee birdie by the nest

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I do enjoy the occasional bacon buttie breakfast that I haven’t made for myself. Thank you.

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The cellar has always run on bacon butties and BMs for the vitamins therein

It’s a balanced diet innit?

Tomato juice

Celery

Lemon/lime in spiritous liquors

Grapes in wine

Hops in beer

5 a day easily taken

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And bacon izza vegetable anyway. (Pigs grow in orchards, under apple trees. They’re obviously some sort of fungus.)

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And usually dives into gin…

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Good point, juniper berries and potatoes too.

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We are all such healthy eaters we should be running a health farm offering a cure to worrying about the health of your diet

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Phew. Here you are.

The breadmaker has been busy - loaves for us and a small white for MiL, who can’t tolerate fibre very well and is hacked off with shop-bought. We’ll be taking her to a garden centre, tomorrow, as she wants to get busy in her garden (she’s 94).

I have, today, discovered that a friend of ours has dementia and her family are looking for a ‘home’. She’s in her early 70s. It’s strange how the dice rolls so differently for folks.

Cross-threading, Mr Soo and I have thoroughly enjoyed copious amounts of kale in our evening repast. It was delish, Hedgers.

Soo xx

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All the less of it that anyone will expect me to eat.

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