Superficial Burns

Harrison to his friends

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And now ā€œFull Thickness Burnsā€. Even more apposite

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Nah, they werenā€™t talking about him at that point. It was ā€˜Full-Thickness Burnsā€™ for his name-check.

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Snap! (Just got to that bit :slight_smile: )

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Poor bloody Lynda: manhandled around the place by Freddie when she had full thickness burns, a collapsed lung and a broken pelvis. He will have done all of those No Good At All hauling her about.

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Indeed not. Hurrah!

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I have just listened to it

Another thing struck me

If Freddie has only been in Orsepiddle for 1 night, how does he have cards & flowers to carry home ?

No Orsepiddles in these parts allow flowersā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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But heā€™s an ARCHER. Well, in the maternal line. Itā€™s like cancellations.

No, that is a very good point. I was too preoccupied with wanting him to ask if he could go home with Auntie Shula instead to have been as incensed as I should haveā€¦

Oh, and as he IS going home with dear Mummie, what of the Lower Poxley licence? Doesnā€™t really matter, though, people can always have a drink at Grey Gaā€¦ oh hang on :wink:

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A query which was raised by yon Fish, to give credit where it is due.

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ā€¦oooo, erā€¦ ā€¦ someoneā€™s neck perchance? (ā€¦I havenā€™t LAed yet!)

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Iā€™ve been calling him that for years.

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Yes. Hence ā€˜name-checkā€™ as opposed to ā€˜ooh, that would be a good name for the Plod otherwise known as Plankā€™.

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