and all the self-preservation instinct of a lemming.
Who am I?
(and why was Helen washing her own car? Surely Tony does it if Johnny is too busy)
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She was washing her car so Lee could find her doing it. I expect Tony or Johnny finished doing it for her after she abandoned it (and her children) to take Lee for walkies.
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Bit late in the year for a bikini carwash innit?
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Oh dear. Now he knows she’s Fragile.
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But does he love the sound of breaking glass?
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He’s hardly from the right class, dere
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Can’t a chap have aspirations any more?
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Would be much better if he stopped.
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You know Helen’s hair appointment, which has on other boards been described as highly improbable to have been secured at short notice at this time of year?
I think we can let the scripties off on that count.
More in hope than expectation I rang the salon late this afternoon, asking for an appointment for Tue/Wed/Thurs, and after patiently pointing out to the young woman that 12:30 Friday didn’t actually qualify as Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, secured a slot at 3pm tomorrow, with my operative of choice.
But then he doesn’t have a silly French name, and is boringly hetero… It is also at a time when many people cannot get to the hairdresser, which helps.
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Not that Fabrice is a silly name per se. For a Frenchman. del Dongo, on the other hand…
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Maybe he should shave the words “run like the wind” into the back of her scalp?
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And what style would Modom like this time ? 
Carinthia.xx
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Just re-empoodlement, dere
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But poodles are just gorgeous
I doubt Hellqueen could manage that even with Fabrice waving his magic scissors!
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I’m surprised Helen never considered hairdressing as a career…
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