# The Politics Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [23 March 2020 22:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643 "2020-03-23T22:09:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/1 "2020-03-23T22:09:07Z")
> [@So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3377): > > beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH Yep, I did know. I was just musing on the location of the bee-hatch. But then I have seldom found the need to put things more nicely, so the information could have been v valuable 😉 I am so glad it has Let Up, wee Bee. Well, we can still go out and buy gin - it is essential supplies, after all. Hair, not so much, and yuk, ovver people’s breff an’ 'ands. Birthdays - well, not going to get to the Ma on hers, which is one of those dates. but we wrote if off last week. Alas. Doing _anything_ that straw-haired buffoon tells us sticks in me craw, tbh ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/2 "2020-03-23T22:13:52Z")
Think of the straw thatch as but the mouthpiece for others whom my big brother, having worked with them, declares to be Competent – from him there is little higher in the way of praise. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/3 "2020-03-23T22:21:48Z")
As long as he doesn’t meet anybody else between talking to them and making policy. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/4 "2020-03-23T22:23:35Z")
The trouble is it’s a classic example of crying “wolf”. I’ve become conditioned to treat anything he says as at best “debatable”. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/5 "2020-03-23T22:25:16Z")
> [@So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/3380): > > others whom my big brother, having worked with them, declares to be Competent _which_ others? would be the important question here. Which I am not expecting you to answer, obviously. But if certain of them are more competent than they appear we are in even bigger trouble than I thought. Also, Cummings. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 22:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/6 "2020-03-23T22:31:42Z")
Izz there room forran political thread of our times? It’s all a bit bonkers, to be fair. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 23:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/7 "2020-03-23T23:27:37Z")
> [@Sturmey Archer’s Slipped Cogs](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/sturmey-archer-s-slipped-cogs/2356/663): > > Mother Nature’s answer to the over-population/lack-of-resources problem From yesterday’s _Sunday Times_: > _Dominic Cummings, the prime minister’s senior aide, became convinced that Britain would be better able to resist a lethal second wave of the disease next winter if Whitty’s prediction that 60% to 80% of the population became infected was right and the UK developed “herd immunity”. At a private engagement at the end of February, Cummings outlined the government’s strategy. Those present say it was “herd immunity, protect the economy and if that means some pensioners die, too bad”._ Fortunately, he changed his mind a couple of weeks later: > _“Dominic himself had a conversion,” a senior Tory said. “He’s gone from ‘herd immunity and let the old people die’, to ‘let’s shut down the country and the economy.’”_ Aren’t you glad to be free of all those unelected bureaucrats telling the government what to do? 🤒 😷 🔜 🛌 😴 ---
**Author:** ![SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/sturmeyarcher/32/1649_2.png) [@SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/SturmeyArcher)\ **Post date:** [23 March 2020 23:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/8 "2020-03-23T23:47:27Z")
> [@joe](#): > > classic example of crying “wolf” …not sure if any others here have seen this one? …it’s in German, but has sub-titles: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p\_AyuhbnPOI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 00:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/9 "2020-03-24T00:09:35Z")
Does yer man ever get to what he imagines is his point? Because while it is doin’ wonders for me German listening comprehension, it is neither terribly compelling nor precisely relevant to the situation. imo. but then again my German listening comprehension might not be up to much. The subtitles either are also not up to much or his argument isn’t. Or both, which I think the most likely. His ‘argument’ (that there’s a lot of it about (it being, historically, coronaviruses in Glasgow, not this one particularly) and that the Wuhan people were being too particular and anyway their air is filthy and they have lots of ICU beds and thus testing and so notice innercent little coronaviruses and oh, it’s a medical conspiracy for funding (did this ouk have a project turned down for sponsorship at all?) seems to have been somewhat overtaken by events. Glasgow is never a good exemplar. Except of mithers nae sewin’ ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 00:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/10 "2020-03-24T00:30:13Z")
Marginally better than the last such link I was sent, which took me to a flat earth conspiracy site… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 00:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/11 "2020-03-24T00:49:01Z")
Hmmm I knew that there are lots of Corona viruses around each year . A German friend sent me a picture of a bottle of disinfectant from 2016 which clearly states that it would deal with them. Yer Man completely ignored the speed at which this particular strain has developed into something deadly - 2 weeks, by many accounts, & I wonder how many Italians would agree with him Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 01:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/12 "2020-03-24T01:00:35Z")
I defer to m’learned Cellarite whose German is up to the job 🙂 we seem to be in broad agreement, Dahlink. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 06:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/13 "2020-03-24T06:23:39Z")
I have compiled my shopping list and will 'phone a few others (at a more decent hour) to see what they want. There had better be gin. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 17:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/14 "2020-03-24T17:57:30Z")
I object really very strongly indeed to the govt ‘instructing’ me. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 18:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/15 "2020-03-24T18:05:48Z")
I have just had a text message on my phone from “[gov.uk](http://gov.uk)” telling me that the rules have now changed, and giving me a website to go to. It’s funny how much I resent their doing this. For a start off, I did not give them my phone number… Someone has barged into my study uninvited and lectured me. How dare they! ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 18:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/16 "2020-03-24T18:11:12Z")
Yup, that’s about the size of it. But they haven’t got your phone number - it’s being sent out by the network providers. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 18:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/17 "2020-03-24T18:32:15Z")
Could be worse. After the “success” of [Amber Alerts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_alert) in the USA, there are now all sorts of other alerts too: missing military veterans, old people who have escaped from their keepers for a few minutes, policemen in trouble… none of which actually does a blind bit of good even on the rare occasions they aren’t false alarms, but all of which have to be blatted out to everybody’s phone, raising everyone’s stress levels several times a week. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 19:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/18 "2020-03-24T19:50:28Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > Amber Alerts WR is pregnant again?? ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 20:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/19 "2020-03-24T20:10:21Z")
Sounds like those “missing people” alerts people flood FaceBook with. Usually days after they’ve turned up, having been delayed for 20 minutes. More amusingly when it turns out the young lady was engaging in some ‘overnight community activity’ and now the whole World has been made aware. Like an extremely public ‘walk of shame’, exposed by the lasses mother. ---
**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2020 20:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643/20 "2020-03-24T20:12:36Z")
Just be thankful you’re not in Canada. They let you get back to sleep then send it out again in the other official language. (Yes, I know my phone has an off button but I am stupid, see.) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/the-politics-thread/2643.md?page=2)