Indeed: note that JD only landed that crack round Alice’s chops when Alice was pointing out that Ruairi is there solely because JD wanted to hang on to her husband
oh, just to state the bleedin’ obvious, A has absolutely massive Daddy Issues.
Wonder if the manner and means of her return will ever be specified: was Chris involved? Because really it was none of his damn’ business how things were going in Snottinghame, nor is it up to him to reimpose her on her parents. I want bad things to happen to Christopher sodding Carter. What’s that, Sweep? They already have? Okay then, more and worse bad things. And Martha to be carried off by rabid ferrets.
Really, given how little these people know about elementary restraint techniques, I’d have hoped Alice might at least have managed to cause a fiery crash on the M42.
I am fondly thinking of Christofur shoeing Alice’s horse wot she is holding which goes berserk killing them both and maiming Martha thus making Marthacare so much more difficult…
She can’t hold her drink, dere, let alone a horse…
At least that would put an end to Martha’s somewhat precocious ‘sitting up’ shenanigans. I mean, for maximum melodrama, some indications of her being defective ought to be becoming apparent round about now.
That would make some sort of sense, I suppose, but I don’t recall hearing it (which means nothing!). I shall still blame Christopher for precipitating it with his pronouncement that it was time she came home. Pillock.
